2005-03-11 | 32 WEIRD THINGS TO SAY WHEN A ROOM IS SILENT

"It's itchy down here."
Start singing "Borderline" by Madonna in a really high voice.
Make sure no one is anywhere near you and scream "Get off me, man!!!"
"There's doo-doo in my watermelon"
"Purple panties on a stick.....my favorite!"
"Hamhock....mer" (make sure to look crazily around the room after you say this)
"Wow.....fucking Dahmer.....Hilarious"
"I really enjoy that new Motley Crue record"
"You should witness all the dinosaurs in my butt"
"I miss Creed"
"Elvis is in my soda pop"
"Macadamia"
"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa"
"My 'rick' is in pain, bitch"
"Doo doo butter"
"Shaka Zulu"
"Choco Taco"
"Delicious termites"
"U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A."
"We want Cher, we want Cher"
"It's a little too early for hand grenades isn't it mommy?"
"Tampax"
"Michael McDonald is my leader."
"Popcorn dildo"
"Chimpanzee swordfish"
"Elephant wheel barrow"
"Hitler's a fucking Jew"
"Space doo doo pistols"
"I could throw a 1000 lb. walrus through the wall"
"Mad like 5 gorillas in the vocal booth"
"Cliff Clavin will not be forgotten."
"Everybody wanted Natalie Portman back when she was in the Professional. It takes a big man to admit it."

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