2002-04-23 - UN-IGGY-BOP
2002-04-23 - (SICK &) LABOR DAYS
2002-04-23 - HEAVY ROTATION (PT. 3)
2002-04-21 - I WAS BORN A BABBLIN' MAN
2002-04-21 - NGUYEN LOSE OR DRAW
2002-04-17 - HEAVY ROTATION (PT. 2)
2002-04-15 - HEAVY ROTATION (PART ONE)
2002-04-14 - HANG-UPS
2002-04-13 - YOU CALL THEM GUILTY PLEASURES, I CALL THEM "FILTHY TREASURES!" (maniacal laughter)
2002-04-11 - I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT'S GIDEON WORSE
2002-04-10 - GIDEON YAGO IS A DUMB FUCK
2002-04-10 - PRAYING, LIKE A MANTIS
2002-04-10 - OH YEAH? WATCH me PULL A hat OUT OF MY rabbit!
2002-04-09 - NELSON BLEW
2002-04-04 - FAKE LAUGH TRACKS MUST DIE!!!!
2002-04-03 - I HAVE A FACE FOR TV, BUT A BODY FOR RADIO
2002-04-03 - STAY LO
2002-04-01 - ELDERLY WOMAN IN FRONT OF ME IN THE EXPRESS LANE IN A MID-SIZED TOWN
2002-04-01 - NEW ZOO REVUE
2002-03-31 - FOR THE RECORD, IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND I
2002-03-31 - LONG DISTANCE ELATIONLESS
2002-03-27 - STATUS QUOTE
2002-03-25 - I THINK I WROTE THIS ON HERE BEFORE, BUT WHO CARES. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T READ IT BACK THEN EITHER
2002-03-25 - SAD BUT TRUE
2002-03-24 - THE END
2002-03-23 - BMX BANDITS
2002-03-23 - HAWAII
2002-03-22 - I WOULD SING THE REQUIEM
2002-03-21 - SHE IS ANOTHER WAY TO FEED THAT SLOW
2002-03-21 - HE'S GONE RICHTER
2002-03-19 - GAME OVER
2002-03-19 - SONG FOR JUNIOR
2002-03-19 - IN WALLACES SHADOW
2002-03-19 - DOWNER
2002-03-18 - MY VISION IS PINK
2002-03-15 - THE KINDER, GENTLER, ENTRY.
2002-03-12 - LUCKY GUY
2002-03-12 - My favorite quote from Young Frankenstein: "ARRGHGGHGHERRERRRGGHH!!!"
2002-03-12 - JACQUES EN LE BACQUES
2002-03-10 - BEEP (CENSORED)
2002-03-09 - SHINE
2002-03-09 - MY NAME IS JON, AND I HAVE A PANTY FETISH
2002-03-09 - REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HE THREW THE BASS IN THE AIR AND IT HIT HIM IN THE HEAD? THAT WAS AWESOME
2002-03-09 - PARTY FOR THE FIGHT TO WRITE
2002-03-09 - CLEANING UP. I'LL LEAVE YOU IN HERE IN CASE I NEED YOU LATER. FAREWELL. YOU'VE BEEN GOOD TO ME
2002-03-08 - NOBODY BEATS THE BIZ
2002-03-07 - the old me USED TO sing: "MY BODY BURNS, FOR A SLEEP THAT WON'T EVER COME"
2002-03-06 - JET-BLACKENED MANTARAYS
2002-03-06 - "CASINO, STARRING ROBERT DENIRO.....CA-SEEN-IT...WHEN IT WAS CALLED 'GOODFELLAS'"
2002-03-06 - STAY GOLD
2002-03-04 - MY NAME IS PITT AND YOU AINT TALKIN YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SHIT
2002-03-03 - SOW COW!
2002-03-03 - PRISON LETTERS TO MISS CLEO
2002-02-28 - MAKE(-UP)YOURSELF
2002-02-28 - TRIVIAL BURNOOSE
2002-02-25 - COLD AS ICE
2002-02-25 - TELL ME I SOLD OUT, GO AHEAD
2002-02-24 - WOO-HOO. MORE TRIVIA!!!!!!
2002-02-24 - THE GEORGE BRETT INCIDENT (NO NOT THE HEMMERHOID ONE)
2002-02-24 - TERRIBLE ME, TERRIBLE ME, TERRIBLE ME, I STARTED SOMETHING.............
2002-02-24 - "YOU'RE SO COOL"
2002-02-23 - NUMERO THREE HUNDRED-O
2002-02-21 - THE P. IS STILL FREE
2002-02-21 - IT'S TOTALLY RAINING GREEN
2002-02-20 - THIS ENTRY SPONSORED BY THE LETTER "W"
2002-02-20 - SHE'S DRUNK ON LAW AND ORDER AND MARGARITAS AND ME!
2002-02-19 - THE 3 PERSON DIARY PAGE
2002-02-18 - I MISS YOUR.........EVERYTHING
2002-02-18 - GIMMICK
2002-02-18 - THE RETURN OF IHA!
2002-02-18 - FROM DISASTER TO DESTINY
2002-02-17 - PLEASE PLEASE ME
2002-02-17 - NO, IT'S NOT JARS OF CLAY, SMART ASS!
2002-02-17 - WHAT?
2002-02-17 - I AM THE IHA. MWAHAHAHAHAH!! MY MANIACAL PLAN HAS COME TOGETHER
2002-02-17 - 2PAC-MAN SHAKUR
2002-02-17 - PLAY DOH
2002-02-17 - IT SAYS "ELMO", NOT "EMO", YOU FILTHY WHINER!
2002-02-17 - PARANOID ANDROID
2002-02-17 - DAMON ALBARN IS DREAMY
2002-02-17 - SORRY! I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO CLUTTER UP MY PAGE WITH ALL OF THESE, SO I JUST DID SOME AS ENTRIES!
2002-02-17 - HUH, HUH, HUH, YOU SAID STROKE
2002-02-17 - BROTHERLY LOVE
2002-02-17 - DAVE, THE COOLEST, MOST DANGEROUS CHRISTIAN I KNOW. ROCK AND ROLL, BABY
2002-02-16 - LET'S GO BOWLING
2002-02-16 - LAFFALYMPICS
- rings of fire
2002-02-16 - "I WENT TO A FIGHT TONIGHT, AND A HOCKEY GAME BROKE OUT"
2002-02-16 - SWEATIN' TO THE OPIE
2002-02-16 - I <3 PETER CETERA
2002-02-16 - BUILDING NOTHING OUT OF SOMETHING
2002-02-16 - KITTYKATKILLZ
2002-02-16 - TAPEWORM TWIST
2002-02-15 - CLOUDDEAD
2002-02-15 - ALL THE PITIED HORSES
2002-02-15 - i'm the renegade of FUN!!
2002-02-14 - PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM
2002-02-14 - THAT THING WITH FABIO WAS FUNNY
2002-02-14 - MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST. I'M SO PROUD TO BE HERS, AND TO HAVE HER AS MINE
2002-02-12 - STEREOPATHETIC SOUL MANURE
2002-02-12 - I'M GLAD, EMO PHILLIPS MUST BE SAD
2002-02-12 - ILLIGITERATE CHILD
2002-02-11 - BABY LEMONADE
2002-02-10 - QUICK! TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE STROKES SONG (BESIDES LAST NITE) sorry, times up. you've been exposed, dummy
2002-02-08 - YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S TRUE
2002-02-07 - IS THIS IT?
2002-02-06 - THE DIARY YOU HAVE COME TO READ THE LEAST
2002-02-06 - I'M HUNG LIKE A JURY?
2002-02-06 - REPUBLIKANZ SMELL FUNNY
2002-02-05 - "WAS THE ANSWER IN THE QUESTION? I NEED SOME MORE SUGGESTIONS"
2002-02-05 - SKRUB-MANIA
2002-02-05 - L.L. KOOL JON
2002-02-05 - ALF=THE MAN I USED TO BE
2002-02-05 - FEEL GOOD "HIT" OF THE SUMMER
2002-02-03 - WHY DO I SMILE AT PEOPLE WHO I'D MUCH RATHER KICK IN THE EYE
2002-02-03 - THIS ENTRY SHOULD BE CALLED: "AS LAME AS IT GETS"
2002-02-03 - RUFFALO 666
2002-02-02 - THE CRITIC
- xtra celestial activities
2002-01-28 - RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL
2002-01-27 - TIME IS AN INANIMATE OBJECT
2002-01-27 - AARON CARTER NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED
2002-01-26 - GIVEN TAKE
2002-01-26 - THE GREEN ENTRY
2002-01-22 - STRANGELINES
2002-01-20 - KEVINS CURRENT MOOD IS: spacey
2002-01-20 - MY HONESTY OR MY FINGERS FROM HERE ON OUT
2002-01-20 - MISCELLANEOUS DEBRIS
2002-01-15 - WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GOTTFRIED?
2002-01-14 - "ALWAYS FUCKING NAYSAYING!"
2002-01-14 - I'M SO COMMERCIAL
2002-01-14 - TED DEMME
2002-01-13 - FOR UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
2002-01-10 - F.A.K.E. (FRAUDULENT ASSHOLES KILL EVERYTHING)
2002-01-09 - "PIZZA DELIVERY FOR 'SMOKEY McPOTT'"
2002-01-06 - MAN IN A SUITCASE
2002-01-05 - GET A LIFE/HATE YOUR FRIENDS
2002-01-04 - PHOTO-MATH
2002-01-03 - NYQUIL DREAMS
2002-01-03 - LIAR
2002-01-03 - NEVER FEEL SORRY AGAIN
2002-01-02 - ATMOSHPERIC SLUGz
2002-01-02 - SOMETHING IN THE WAY