walking the earth (9/04 -12/04)
the college dropout (5/04 -8/04)
rebirth (1/04 -4/04)
days of seclusion (9/03-12/03)
i don't wanna grow up (5/03-8/03)
teenage kicks (1/03-4/03)
adolescent behaviour (9/02-12/02)
preschool (5/02-8/02)
learning to walk (1/02-4/02)
the birth (2001)

2003-04-29 - DAWSON
2003-04-28 - MEDDOWS!.....secrets...
2003-04-25 - EGOTRIP
2003-04-22 - REVEAL
2003-04-22 - REVOLUTION ON ICE
2003-04-19 - UNTITLED (OOPS, NOT ANYMORE)
2003-04-16 - OOPS. SPORTS TALK. YOU'LL PROBABLY SKIP THIS ONE
2003-04-14 - DROPPING LEMONS
2003-04-10 - CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A "DIRTY" WHORE
2003-04-05 - PHONE VEX
2003-04-05 - SERVOTRON
2003-04-03 - JESUS SEINFELD
2003-04-03 - NO ONE'S NOSE
2003-04-03 - HANG UPS
2003-04-03 - "ARE THE WORDSWORTH THE PUNCHLINE?"
2003-03-31 - THE LAME INGREDIENT
2003-03-28 - DESTRUCTION CREW
2003-03-25 - THE BEST THING ABOUT WAR IS THAT IT RHYMES WITH GWAR
2003-03-20 - MUSH MALPH
2003-03-20 - RULES OF ENRAGEMENT
2003-03-18 - WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'?
2003-03-17 - I'M CROSS
2003-03-16 - AGED MESS
2003-03-15 - INSTANT MESS (the funniest or strangest IM of all time? You be the judge. but don't try and make sense of it)
2003-03-15 - (SIC) OF IT ALL
2003-03-11 - CRIMES AGAINST MOTHER NATURE
2003-03-11 - GAS FOOD DODGING
2003-03-09 - CANNED HEAT
2003-03-07 - "A MILLION SCREAMING OUTCASTS CAN'T BE WRONG"
2003-03-07 - THE RANDOM AXE OF SCIENCE
2003-03-07 - "THANK YOU. MY TIME IS UP. PLEASE TIP YOUR FLOATATION DEVICES"
2003-03-07 - LEGEND OF DUNGEON MASTER
2003-03-07 - SONNY LISTIN'
2003-03-06 - HIGH VOLUME, LOW BROW
2003-03-04 - MOUTHBOUND PACHYDERM
2003-03-03 - OPERATION DOOMSDAY
2003-03-03 - BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS
2003-03-03 - KNIVES OUT
2003-03-03 - PERIODICAL
2003-03-03 - CENTRAL BOOKING
2003-03-03 - laziness
2003-03-03 - BETTER ME than YOU
2003-03-03 - SAME OLD SONG
2003-03-02 - RAMBLESESSIONS #8,007,492
2003-03-02 - ZOINKS
2003-03-02 - AWAKENINGS
2003-03-02 - THEO HUXTABLE
2003-03-01 - "I CAN SEE RIGHT THRU EM LIKE AN EMPTY 40 BOTTLE OF OLDE E"
2003-03-01 - FOOLBU
2003-03-01 - ALL OVER THE PLACE
2003-02-28 - TOMORROW
2003-02-28 - SEX, MONEY, AND STRUGGLING ARTISTS
2003-02-28 - I'M DIFFERENT (LIKE AFRO-MULLETS)
2003-02-26 - GOLDEN GIRLFRIENDS IN A COMA
2003-02-26 - REVERSAL OF MISFORTUNE
2003-02-26 - I'M SO FAT, WORLDWIDE PANTS WAS NAMED AFTER ME
2003-02-26 - THIS WAY TO THE PLUCKER
2003-02-25 - LIKE TOTALLY
2003-02-25 - SIMPLY SMASHING
2003-02-25 - UNIVERSAL REMOTE
2003-02-25 - HANG-UPS
2003-02-25 - COMMENT BOX
2003-02-25 - TOILET HUMOR AND OTHER CRAP
2003-02-24 - EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'RE BEING IGNORED?
2003-02-23 - MAKE FILMS, NOT WAR
2003-02-22 - SAID TOO MUCH/HAVEN'T SAID ENOUGH
2003-02-22 - BO DON'T KNOW JACK, 'CUZ BO CAN'T RAP
2003-02-22 - DON'T CALL ME WH ITE
2003-02-22 - ADDICTED TO PLAGERISM
2003-02-22 - LUCA
2003-02-22 - SUPERKNOWVER
2003-02-21 - REMOTE CONTROL
2003-02-21 - MEETING PEOPLE IS QUEASY
2003-02-20 - SCHOOLY D
2003-02-20 - OPEECHEE
2003-02-20 - MOLDELICIOUS
2003-02-19 - FIRST TIME VALENTINES DAY WASN'T MY OWN PRIVATE MASSACRE
2003-02-19 - NERF CONVERTIBLE
2003-02-18 - WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO THROW
2003-02-18 - PERCEPTIONS SCHMERCEPTIONS
2003-02-18 - I'M CONTROVERSIAL
2003-02-18 - OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS/LABOR DAYS
2003-02-18 - DESOTO
2003-02-18 - PETS
2003-02-18 - GHETTO BIRD
2003-02-18 - OVERCOOKED
2003-02-18 - FAIR TRADE
2003-02-18 - MOMENT OF CLARITY
2003-02-17 - LIES
2003-02-17 - JUSTIFY THE MEAN
2003-02-17 - FURTHER SEEMS FORGOTTEN
2003-02-17 - I'VE GOT A SECRET
2003-02-16 - POLICIA
2003-02-16 - I SUBMIT TO YOUR OMISSION OF SUBMISSIONS
2003-02-13 - THE SPARK THAT FED
2003-02-13 - CRAPTOQUIP
2003-02-13 - "SUDDENLY....EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED"
2003-02-12 - HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW
2003-02-11 - GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A REAL JOB (CUT DOWN, JOB TO GO)
2003-02-11 - PLAYERS BRAWL
2003-02-11 - HEARSAY
2003-02-11 - OUTFIT(TING)
2003-02-11 - YEAH, THAT'S THE JOINT
2003-02-10 - DUDE! I CAN'T GIVE A DELL TO EVERY GUY WHO RAPES ME IN JAIL.
2003-02-10 - ROLE COUGHING
2003-02-10 - COURTESY CLERK
2003-02-10 - HOW YA' DOIN'?
2003-02-10 - INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN/HIRE?
2003-02-09 - THE FIRST RULE ABOUT OVER USED CATCH PHRASES IS.....
2003-02-09 - THE FOOL
2003-02-09 - 50 CENT ROSES
2003-02-07 - SENTIMENTAL MAN
2003-02-07 - QUESTION THE ANSWERS
2003-02-06 - ONE, TWO, FAQ
2003-02-06 - I AM THE GOD OF FUDGE(SICKLES)
2003-02-06 - SARCAST/BORED CONFESSIONAL
2003-02-06 - THE WHOLE VACANT LOT OF YOU
2003-02-05 - WHAT A LONG, NOT SO STRANGE TRIP IT WILL BE
2003-02-05 - FAMILY AFFAIR
2003-02-05 - PATTON
2003-02-03 - RAD BELIGION
2003-02-03 - SPIT TAKE
2003-02-03 - !VIVA ESTRADAi
2003-02-03 - A.J. & THE HOMIES
2003-02-02 - A.J.
2003-02-02 - SAND PANTIES
2003-02-02 - IF ALL ELSE FAILS YOU CAN BLAME IT ON ME
2003-02-02 - HUH?
2003-02-01 - THE NAME GAME
2003-02-01 - YO, JOE!
2003-02-01 - $TOP MAKING CENT$
2003-02-01 - WORK TO SLEEP
2003-02-01 - JARED THE HUMANOID
2003-01-31 - SLIPPERY WHEN DEAD
2003-01-31 - LIQUID SMOKE/ INTERNAL FIRE
2003-01-31 - OREO'S, KETCHUP & GRITZ
2003-01-31 - RANDOM KILLINGS
2003-01-31 - ROLLIN' WITH THE HOMIES
2003-01-31 - KU-KU KACHOO
2003-01-31 - ..........."IT'S A MIRACLE"
2003-01-30 - BROTHAS GONNA WORK IT OUT
2003-01-30 - REMEMBER WHEN "CHEEDLE" WAS RICH HALL'S DEFINITION FOR THE ORANGE RESIDUE YOU GET ON YOUR HANDS AFTER EATING A BAG OF CHEETO'S?
2003-01-30 - TALKING IS FOR CLOSERS
2003-01-29 - I'M FEELING LUCKY/PUNK
2003-01-28 - THE A-LIST
2003-01-27 - EMERIL LAVIGNE
2003-01-25 - EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN
2003-01-25 - swingin' party
2003-01-25 - CONJUNCTION DESTRUCTION
2003-01-25 - STAIN
2003-01-25 - SHA NA NA CAN WEAR MY "VEZ"
2003-01-25 - KRAZY HARE DEW
2003-01-25 - YOU SAID COCK
2003-01-24 - LAWRENCE FISHBURNE
2003-01-23 - MANIC DEPRESSION
2003-01-23 - DURRRY ENTREEYAH
2003-01-22 - WORLDWIDE RANTS (revisited)
2003-01-21 - ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
2003-01-20 - DREAM BROTHER
2003-01-20 - TIPS FROM THE ABSTRACT
2003-01-17 - SLEEPER HOLD (WIN BY SUBMISSION)
2003-01-17 - INSIDE THE ACTORS BOOTY, YO
2003-01-17 - QUIZ SHOW OFF
2003-01-16 - THE STORY (cont.)
2003-01-16 - THE G LIST
2003-01-16 - "MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS, JUST LIKE YO MAMA"
2003-01-16 - STRAIT JACKIN' BITS
2003-01-15 - FLASH"BRAK"
2003-01-15 - CARRY THAT, WAIT
2003-01-15 - the streets
2003-01-14 - PLEASE DON'T NOT READ THIS ENTRY
2003-01-13 - don't ask, and i won't tell
2003-01-13 - flying back to the bar...........
2003-01-13 - DARK-A-LOUNGER
2003-01-13 - $NEAKIN' OUT THE $MUT KLINIK
2003-01-13 - LIGHTS, CAMERA, DESPERATION
2003-01-12 - HONEY, I SHRANK THE NADS
2003-01-12 - KEYSTYLE DUST
2003-01-12 - P.I.C.
2003-01-11 - TRUE GRIT
2003-01-11 - THE ________EST DIARY ENTRY EVER
2003-01-11 - TV PARTY
2003-01-11 - FORECLOSURE OF A DREAM
2003-01-09 - WE CAN MAKE SANDWICHES
2003-01-09 - goodumb
2003-01-08 - MALIBU POSSE REPRESENT
2003-01-07 - the taste of knees.....why reign? (borrowed, but not blue)
2003-01-07 - UFOFU
2003-01-07 - megaphone call/the roots is on fire
2003-01-06 - HANSEN, HUGH AND HANSON
2003-01-06 - DOUBLE AXE HANDLE
2003-01-04 - IT WAS A GOOD DAY (REVISED)