2004-07-24 | SALUTE YOUR SPORTS

Here is my sports report:

Ricky Williams is a weird cat.

Maybe that's why I've always liked him. Even Mike Tyson be like "that nigga kinda cooky."

I don't even know if Iron Mike would use the word cooky, but anyway, I'm sad to see Mr. Williams retire, although you can't argue with his decision. As a fan I'll miss him, but it's a smart move. Might as well retire now instead of being carted off a field one day and not being able to walk again once you reach your 50's. Take the money and run, dreddy kruger. Lada mercy!

Rest in peace, Cotton Fitzimmons.

Lance Armstrong is the illest. That dude is going to win AGAIN!!!! Mad props. What else can you say about this guy but unfuckingbelievable!?

Barry Bonds is 40 years old.

Holy shit.

That is all.

Goodnight.

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