2004-07-16 | INNERVISIONS

Everytime I see a new crappy video from a new crappy band come out, I wish Beavis & Butthead were still around to trash it and thrash it. I guess I'll have to carry on the legacy myself.

Why isn't ....and you will know us by the trail of dead more popular? (not that I'm not kind of glad they haven't blown up that hugely yet.)

Why are Republicans allowed to have their own news channel, and repeat the same bullshit over and over again, and join up with whichever corrupt companies and individuals they want, but when all we do is try and bring it up, they call us conspiratants?

How hard would it really be to become a professional bowler? I've already learned how to throw a curve ball pretty effectively in just a couple of weeks, and have improved my bowling in general over the last few months, first with the straight approach and now with the curve. Bowlings great because it's one of the only sports you could actually try and become a professional at. Of course, some people say it's not even a sport, but that's a different debate altogether. It can be a little strenuous at times though, believe it or not. I've bowled 3 times this week, and my arm is starting to hurt. Of course it's the only form of "exercise" I'm getting recently, so that may have something to do with it.

How come No Fun At All never caught on? I don't even know if anyone here even knows who they are. Pennywise has been kinda popular for a few years now (starting, ironically, a few years after they were actually good), and No Fun At All does Pennywise way better than fucking Pennywise. No Fun At All should've been the ones that got semi-popular. Don't get me wrong, I respect Pennywise for being around for this long, and for the shit they've been through, but their music has just been so damn boring lately. Pretty much ever since Unknown Road. No Fun At All always had pretty simple lyrics and music most of the time, but they made it sound so much damn better.

Why do some people speak louder, or do crazy stuff purposely when they see a crowd of people coming towards them just to get noticed? And why are there always a few people actually paying attention to them, and giving them kudos for not being themselves?

Did people just assume Sean Lennon sucked because they would've heard something about him if he was that good? Did they assume it just couldn't be good because John Lennon was too brilliant to be followed? Did they assume it would be stupid music because he'd just be trying to duplicate what his father did? For any of you who wrote bad reviews, or didn't buy the album because you were too busy worrying, you missed out on some great music. I just got the album again for the second time and forgot how much I loved it. It's not Revolver, but it's really good, earnest, sweet, surprising, and unfortunately still widely unheard. Of course it sounds a little Beatlish at times, but is he supposed to ignore his influences/instincts/bloodline? At least he didn't make some Yoko type ish. Trust me. It's good stuff. Get it.

Good god. Ashlee Simpson has her own reality show. Who the fuck is Ashlee Simpson??? That's a rhetorical question. I know who she is. I just don't know why I know who she is. She should be a non-factor in the universe. She should just be a normal person. She doesn't deserve to be celebrated. I'm sick and motherfucking tired of people becoming celebrities through affiliation. It's nonsense. Unfortunately, it seems to be the latest fuck fest trend. It makes me so very angry. I'm sure you didn't notice.

Britney Spears used the term "punk rock" to describe something she did recently. Fuck. Who are these stupid bitches? Britney will never know anything about punk rock. She'll never be punk rock. She'll probably never even listen to it, though she probably thinks Good Charlotte are pretty god damn authentic.

Arggggghhhhhhhh.

I wish G.G. Allin was still around just so he could take a shit on all these fuck heads. Then he could kill himself, like he planned all along, because he scares me.

Whoa! Is Sean Lennon dating Bijou Phillips now? Or did he a couple of years ago or something? When did this happen? What happened to Cibo Matto girl? I used to have an insane crush on Bijou Phillips, but she'd probably never go out with me, and she probably would be too crazy for me if she did end up going out with me. If I ever meet Bijou, I'm going to use my new line on her. I don't know what the purpose of the line is, but I'll use it anyway: "You're lucky I have a girlfriend, because if I didn't, then you'd have to reject me when I asked you out." Or maybe I'd have to use one of his lines:

"Like a rapper with a 40 in his hand, I can't stand to see you with that other man."

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