2004-06-02 | SURVEY SAYS: .................... I'M A DUMBASS!!!!

These are my answers to questions on a survey that was e-mailed to me:

1. What time is it? 1:35 am

2. Name as it appears on your birth

certificate: Jonathan Kawika Medina

3. Nicknames: Jon, J-Meddows (Greg), God/J-Bird (Eric), Jonny (Blue), Francis Veeks (David), Kawika Joe (Mom), Honey/Baby (Stephanie)

4. Birth date: 11/19/75

5.Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? I don't think there were any candles or birthday cakes.

6. Favorite animal: Saber-toothed Cow

7. Tattoo? Fantasy Island?

8. How much do you love your job? I don't really love my job that much. I just like the cool moments when it's not too busy, and a few people that would be hard to leave behind. And lots of free food and other stuff.

9. Birthplace? Honolulu, Hawaii

10. Favorite vacation spot you have been? Disneyland

11. Parent's names? Joan and Lynn

12. Stolen any traffic signs? I think my friends did once or twice while I was in the same car, but I never took any home to my house.

13. Ever been in a car accident? 2 or 3 times when I was really young, but nothing too serious, luckily.

14. Croutons or Bacon bits? croutons

15. 2-door or 4-door car? 4 door

16. Coffee? I don't drink coffee anymore, because whenever I did I would add all this stuff to it to make it not taste like coffee, which is pointless, not to mention completely stupid. Adding cream and sugar and whipped cream and chocolate or hazelnut, or whatever you fake coffee drinkers add to your shit, is like adding a tuna sandwich to a cheeseburger.

17. Salad Dressing? Thousand Island on actual salads and ranch dressing as a dipping sauce for other foods, such as curly fries or chicken strips.

18. Favorite dessert? Chocolate brownie, or a banana split maybe. McDonald's soft serve vanilla ice cream cones are excellent. Ooooh, chocolate cream pies are good, too, but I try not to eat dessert too often. It's crap.

19. Favorite Number? 44, 867-5309, 439-0116

20. Favorite movie? It's hard to pick just one. Or even ten. Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Adaptation., Magnolia, Memento, High Fidelity, This is Spinal Tap, etc.

21. Favorite color? Green

22. Favorite Holiday? I have to work on all of them now, so none of them, but when I can get Thanksgiving or Christmas off, those are pretty cool.

23. Favorite Food? Pizza, pot roast, chicken katsu, loco moco, fried chicken, shredded beef enchiladas, spam, etc.

24. Favorite day of the week? Whichever day I have off. Especially if I have a Sunday off and there are football or baseball games on tv.

25. Favorite TV Show(s)? Seinfeld, Tough Crowd, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Family Guy, Home Movies, Futurama, Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, WWE Raw.

26. Favorite Toothpaste? Toothpaste is awful. Haven't found one that I really enjoy enough to endorse.

27. Most recently read book/magazine? Blender, Spin, Writers Market.

28.Perfume/Cologne? Bartolo Colon

29. Favorite scent? The smell of cleanliness.

30. Favorite Fast Food place? Jack in the Box

31. When was your last hospital stay? Not since I was about 6 years old I believe. (fell off a jungle gym and cracked my head open)

33. Where do you see yourself In 10 Years? Married with no children, and rocking the universe in my own rock and roll band, or writing screenplays.

34. What do you do when you are bored ? Talk or sing to myself, or attempt to write down creative things. Or sometimes I fill out surveys.

35. Furthermost place you sent this message? the Dark Side of the Moon

36. Who will respond the fastest? I'm not looking for a response.

37. Least likely to respond? Anyone who I didn't send it to, which is almost everyone.

38. Last Vacation? Vegas in April

39. Next Vacation? Vegas in October, or maybe California for Lollapalooza

40. Last concert? Eyedea & Abilities w/Blueprint, Greyskull and Los Nativos

41. First 2 things you would do with a million dollars? Get a house and a reliable car. Boring, but practical.

42. What time is it now? 2:09am

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