2004-02-08 | JUGGLING SEX ACTS

Last night after watching the Family Business on Showtime, some silly things popped into my head.

Adam, a.k.a. "Seymour Butts" was trying to find a girlfriend on the last episode, and everytime he told a prospective one what his job was, he would scare them off, so as we were in bed getting ready to fall asleep I asked Stephanie what she would do if she was dating me and falling for me, but then found out that I was a producer and distributor of pornographic films. She said "I would probably stop dating you." I thought that was a pretty fair answer. It's a good thing I'm not in the sex business.

Then I thought of something else.

I asked her "what would you do if you were dating me for a while then you found out I was a juggler?", and she answered with as logical a response as I can think of:
"I'd ask you to juggle something for me."

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