2004-01-21 | HARRISON HANG-UPS

I was hung up on by Harrison Ford the other night.

See, he was staying at the hotel I work at, along with Calista Flockhart, and he called the room service phone at about 11 pm.

Our phones display the room numbers and names of the guest, so I was delighted to see his name on the phone. I got all excited, but I gathered myself and picked up.

Just as I picked up I heard "click". Damn you, Han Solo.

He didn't know he was hanging up on a future colleague.

Lucy Liu stayed there a few weeks ago.

It's been lovely hearing from all of you who have tagged my board, and made comments on my entries, and signed my guestbook, etc.

I worked hard on the "Finding Emo" entry, so thank you to all of you that got it, and who wrote about it and laughed about it. I hope to get a writing gig out of it someday. So start e-mailing your favorite rock magazine and yell at them and stuff and link them to that entry and tell them to hire me.

I love you all. Keep reading. I'll do my best to keep you entertained.

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