2003-10-26 | LETTERS FROM A NUT (I WAS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED SIX)

A couple of short letters:

Dear AOL Welcome Screen:

No. I refuse to "get intimate with Clay Aiken", but I thank you for the invitation. Love, Jon

Dear people in charge of putting up banners:

Thank you for not responding to my kind inquiry. I know it was MY fault that YOU didn't post my banners, or show me how they did, or whatever happened, but would it kill you to at least tell me what happened? Thanks again. (yes i thanked you last time because i'm courteous.... takin' notes?) Love, Jon

Dear I Love the 80's Strikes Back on VH1 and Ms. Jenna Von Oy (a.k.a. "Six" from Blossom):

I apologize for the stupid remarks I make to myself while watching your wonderful show:

Jenna Von Oy responding to Nickelodeons Double Dare: "I always wanted to get 'slimed'"

Me responding to her: "That's funny...when you were on Blossom, I always wanted to "slime" you....." Love, Jon

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