2003-07-21 | RICE AND BEANS

Hi.

I got "INTERVIEWED".

Check it out, and keep your mocking to a minimum.

DA KINE went to Lebowskifest. I am both jealous and proud that he had the initiative to go and do something cool. Too bad he doesn't live anywhere near me. Then I would've had a Warped Tour partner, potna.

I can't wait to see his life-changing image. Like the Bo$$tones, he's got pictures to prove it, and he's mighty. He's not from Boston, though. He's from the midwest, playa.

I made din-din tonight. Actually we went to Applebees at like 4:00, so I guess that could've been dinner technically, but I had to go and ruin that. I made some pork and beans with bacon and sauteed onions and hot dogs, and some steamed rice. The good rice. Not that Uncle Bens-type ish. Japanese rice. Calrose. So stop drinkin' that hater-ade. The food was good. Tomorrow I'll make an omelette for breakfast. Stephanie says she will cook dinner tomorrow night.

I saw the Goonies for the first time all the way through tonight. I know, I'm a goonie myself for not seeing it earlier, but I used to be a dick when that movie came out. Even when I was young I was against the masses. I thought it was too corporate, and every baby mama and her mama wanted to see it, so I boycotted it, and stayed in my room and played with my G.I. Joe's and listened to Huey Lewis.

Did I also mention I saw Holes the other day? I loved that movie. I hope it doesn't suck. I can't tell anymore. All I know is that I enjoyed it. For all I know it's been named worst movie of the new millenium so far. I want to adopt Zero. That kid ain't no joke. Peep the movie, snobs.

Thanks for reading my diary.

The 4 of you are the greatest.

Peace, and fo-shizzlez, my grizzled bizzles.

(whatever that means)

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