2003-07-22 | PAY TO: DUMB

If it were possible, I'd send a middle finger to all those pretentious beggars who ask their readers to donate money to them through pay pal.
If you're really that poor, you shouldn't have a diary. I've been poor before. Like homeless poor. I've been down to my last dollar--fuck that--cent, more times than I care to remember, and I didn't cry like a baby when I was. And I didn't beg for money. I worked my ass off for it.
I didn't start a diary and ask people for money. And then act all non-chalant about it when asked about it in instant messages. You dumb fucks.
Joey is an exception. I believe her pay pal thingy is for a good cause. For charity or something. I don't remember. But I can't stand these "mo-mo's", as Dave would call them, begging for change.
YOU HAVE A FUCKING DIARY. If you have a place to sleep, you're fine. If you have a computer, you're more than fine. Even if you're using somebody elses computer, if you have the time to have an on-line diary, then there is no reason your sorry ass should be poor.
If you don't have a job, you're not trying hard enough. If I were really super broke, a.k.a. broke as fuck, I would make like Marcellus Wallace and say "fuck pride", and go get a job at Jack in the Box.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say. Just stop being such a bitch, you idiots.

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