2003-03-07 | THE RANDOM AXE OF SCIENCE

Before clothes were invented, it was a lot easier for men to figure out which other men were gay.

Before the mullet was invented, it was a lot more difficult for women to figure out which other women were lesbians.

I wonder if dinosaurs would refer to lizards as midgets.

A dinosaur watching a pteredactyl for the first time, must've felt like the white guys, when black players were finally allowed to join the NBA. "What's that up there?"

Angry Naked Pat is gay.

I guess one of the main reasons I'm not anti-war is that I would hate to be the one held responsible for keeping the world safe, and deciding what to do when our safety is being threatened by other countries.

And I have no direct connections to the war.

Who am I to say whether we should go or not?

Too many people with no connection, and no knowledge have opinions.

Too many people have opinions period.

And stop bringing up Vietnam. This has nothing to do with Vietnam.

I guess that's the reason I don't hate cops either.

But I do have a connection. My dad was a cop, and one of my best friends is a cop. But that has nothing to do with my opinion of them. Sometimes cops piss me off, but so do a lot of people.

I hate the way certain cops act, but I meet people everyday who are assholes. I've seen managers at Kentucky Fried Chicken who power trip. I would also hate to have to be a cop, and I could never do it. So I try not to judge.

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