2003-02-01 | YO, JOE!

I used to have a theatre in my childhood bedroom.

I was the owner, the main star and the director.

My cast was made up mainly of G.I. Joe's.

I realized at a young age, that what I wanted to do by myself in my bedroom was way cooler then whatever stupid things my friends wanted to do.

When they would come over to my house, they would find out the same thing.

"Jon's theater.....I mean room.... is awesome..."

I didn't discover until my later years that G.I. Joe's were best used for fake wrestling matches.

If I had discovered this vital information at a younger age, I would have never left the house.

When I finally did find out, I started my own wrestling league, made up mostly of my own made-up characters, and using a few real wrestlers who weren't currently to be found in the WWF or WCW, etc.

Those were good times.

When I was younger, I would just have these epic movies. It's funny, because the kinds of action sequences I used to have in my "movies" were the kinds of scenes that I despise nowdays. I don't watch action movies anymore. They just seem so boring to me now.

I think my action flicks were a little more sophisticated, though. I always had a more adult sensibility even at a very young age. I felt like an adult. I used to love when my parents would have people over, or when we would go over to their house.

It's funny, because now I'm more introverted.

I avoid contact with people as much as possible.

I'm a walking contradiction.

Because if you are a friend of mine I am a total extrovert, and I love hugging and shaking hands, and laughing, and conversation.

But with new people it's always a struggle.

Later, when I started doing "other things" in my room by myself.....I would start forming the G.I. Joe's into strange sexual positions. I just found it comical. I wasn't into gay orgies, but it's not like it bothered me or anything. Whatever Bruce and Chauncey want to do in their free time is their business.

So yeah, I would have them all doing something to each other.

Then my theater turned into Studio 54.

And my G.I. Joe's o.d.'d on coke.

bastards.

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