2003-02-01 | $TOP MAKING CENT$

Quarters are by far the best.

It's just so exciting when you find a quarter on the street. Or when you find one that you didn't know you had in your house.

Dimes are the snazziest. Well quarters are really nice, too. Very classy, and uniform. Sturdy. Firm. Cozy. But dimes are sexier. Petite. Like a lady. Delicate. Tender. Compact.

Pennies are creepy. Dark. Mysterious. One of those things that can be mysterious even though you see one everyday. No one ever really looks at them. They're like the bully of the coins. Everybody respects them, and knows they're there, but they ignore them, and stay away from them if they can. Throw them in a jar. Well, you don't throw bullies in a jar, but they throw you in lockers.

Nickels are just too thick, and take up too much space. And they're the ugliest. Too plain. Too heavy. Abstract. A circular square peg.

But that's just my 41 cents.

- premature ejaculation | tantra +