2003-01-25 | EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN

still.looking.for.a.job.trying.to.prove.to.myself.that.i'm.not.a.slob.

This week has been pretty uneventful.

That's bad.

I'm waiting for calls from prospective employers.

I'm confident I will get something very soon. It's just a feeling I have. I just can't stand waiting for what I know will eventually come.

Yesterday we went to an authentic Mexican restaurant.

It was so authentic that the workers there were actually speaking Spanish to each other!!

Or as uncle Maynard would say, "they were talkin' Mexican."

After we ate, our debonair waiter put the bill in front of me, and said to Stephanie, in his smooth and sexy Spanish accent, "If you don't mind, he's going to pay for it."

Stephanie was paying for the bill this day, though.

I predicted aloud, that when the waiter came back he would give me shit for my lack of chivalry.

When he came back to the table, he looked at me funny, as he was reading the receipt.

He handed me the card and the receipt, and with a puzzled look on his face he said "Here you go....Stephanie...?"

He followed up that zinger with "You've got a pretty name, sir."

He was pretty funny.

My face was red, I must admit.

Then as we left, he said goodbye to us, and right before I reached the door, he got one more in.

He pointed at me as he waved and said "Stephanie, right?"

He got me. What can I say?

Tomorrow we're having a two person Super Bowl Party.

While Stephanie is working, I'll be watching the pre-game hype and hoopla, and I'll be attempting to emulate Emeril in the kitchen, cooking up a feast.

She should get home right around the start of the game.

I'll be making some beans, hot dogs, rice, garlic meatballs, pulled pork for sandwiches or whatever (I couldn't find the pork butt like Emeril uses, so I just bought a shoulder blade pork thingy), fish, ice cream and brownies, etc.

I hope everything comes out okay. I think after tomorrow I'm going on a diet.

By the way, my Raiders will be the victors, 31-24.

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