2002-12-10 | DUMMIES AND DRAGONS

We have "complimentary cable" here at the Pleasure Palace, so the other night we decided to watch something to see how horrible it was.

The show was a Pay Per View Paint Gun "war" put on by William Shatner, and the answer was, very horrible.

There were 3 teams. Shatners was the "federation", then there were the Borgs and the Klingons.

Everybody there, except for a few people, were just regular people, well not regular really..i mean they are trekkies, but they were just regular people who payed good money to shoot paint balls at their hero.

Shatner is notorious for hating Trekkies, so I was convinced that at some point he was going to get in a helicopter and drop a paint bomb, or a real bomb, for that matter, on all the "combatants", but sadly, he never did.

One of the "captains" of one of the other teams was this conservative, loud mouth shock jock named "Mancow". He's a loud mouth, idiotic jerk, but he's entertaining.

The best part of the whole thing, was that every one on the other teams were real adamant about "defeating the federation" (say that in Conans nerd voice and it sounds funny), but whenever Shatner came around they would like stop in their tracks and like almost faint, and practically bow to him. And no one would kill him, even when they had open shots.

They must've payed him a lot of money to not turn on the Trekkies.

Either that, or he payed the producers a lot of money to not show the part where he destroyed their fictional galaxy.

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