2002-12-10 | AFFLECKTION

Before I begin on my little rant, let me explain to you that I have no trouble saying that a man is attractive, if I really think he is. I am confident enough in my sexuality to know whether a guy is hot or not.

Someone explain to me why Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive..

He's not even that great of an actor.

He doesn't have a sexy voice.

He doesn't even have that great of a posture.

He's not ugly, but he's not beautiful.

He's kind of dopey, sometimes, especially for an ivy league boy.

If he wasn't a movie star, he wouldn't stand out.

Is it because J-Lo is his fiancee now?

I don't see how that makes him sexier.

That makes him cooler, or luckier, but not sexier, or more handsome.

I mean he may be sexy as hell in the bedroom, but as far as his public persona, he doesn't scream sexy.

I don't think he even tries to portray himself as sexy.

I'm sure marrying J-Lo is important criteria for the staff at People magazine, but I don't see how that would make him sexier then say Brad Pitt, or Tom Cruise.

He's not even the sexiest in his posse.

I think Casey Affleck is sexier.

And Matt Damon sure as hell is.

I like him. I think he's a decent guy. He's done some great films.

But he's far from the sexiest man alive.

I would've been surprised if he had made it in the top ten, but he won the damn thing.

Men of Hollywood, take notice.

Marry J-Lo (or someone similar, because I'm sure she'll be unavailable for the next few months...er years) and win the sexiest man alive contest.

Woo-hoo!

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