2002-08-27 | SIGN O' THE TIMES. (oops. i just accidentally quoted prince. see, i'm not macho. i just go with what i type. even if it's wussy-like)

when people sign my guestbook it really chares me up. i don't know why i just typed "chares", but I did. I'm not trying to be funny. that's actually what my mind told my fingers to type. let's try this again.

when people sign my guestbook, it really cheers me up. i don't know why. it just does. so please, if you have a minute, sign my lonely guestbook.

one lucky signer will get a year supply of Michael Boltons pubes.

Just like Robocop used to say (i've never actually seen any of the movies all the way through, but i remember him saying this i think): "Thank you for your cooperation...Goodnight"

And then he'd like blow up something.

Don't worry, I'm not going to blow up anything. Even if I was, I wouldn't tell you about it. Yeah YOU. Because you'd turn me in, you commie bastards. I probably would never blow up anything, but if I joked about it even, you'd probably call the fuzz, and whine about some guy blowing up stuff. And i don't feel like going to jail just for joking around about blowing up stuff, so i won't say anything.

So put down your walkie-talkie, Skeeter.

I love all of you.

Except the guy with the Yanni shirt on, who actually digs Yanni. Not the guy who's wearing it in a funny way like Jack Black in High Fidelity. I don't have any trouble with Yanni, so don't write me angry letters defending your elegantly hairy demi-god.

Yanni's okay in my book. It's people that buy his concert tour t-shirt that I have a problem with.

Does anybody else think Yanni is actually Tom Selleck?

I've never seen the two of them together at the same time.

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