2002-07-24 | WHO'S CUTER? ME OR RY COODER?

I finally caught up with RYAN last night! It was like a celebrity sighting or something. It was a nice little pick-me-up to a normal, boring week in hell. Big ups to the Kinder one.

SomethingVicious: JON!

Chokeboredumb: RYAN!!

SomethingVicious: whats up?

Chokeboredumb: not much. what's up with you? hows things?

SomethingVicious: things are lame. but i'm all right

SomethingVicious: how are you?

Chokeboredumb: i'm sorry things are lame.

Chokeboredumb: i'm okay. just wish i had more money

SomethingVicious: me too.

Chokeboredumb: lets rob like someone or something

SomethingVicious: let's steal from chris carraba.

SomethingVicious: aka

Chokeboredumb: yes!!

SomethingVicious: dash-bored

SomethingVicious: confessional

SomethingVicious: he's ghot money now

Chokeboredumb: i "confess", i've wanted to do that for a while

SomethingVicious: me too

Chokeboredumb: lets make his hair straight. scrub all the friggin palmade out of it

Chokeboredumb: lets cut his hair off and sell it on e-bay!

SomethingVicious: we'd make soooo much money

Chokeboredumb: i'm writing a diary entry about chris farley right now. I just saw his biography

Chokeboredumb: how much could we sell a tight black shirt from the gap worn by chris carraba?

Chokeboredumb: do you remember jamie walters? i think he's going to make a comeback now. Chris is stealing his mojo

SomethingVicious: $500 starting bid for that shirt.

SomethingVicious: yeah, chris is jamie walters p[art 2

Chokeboredumb: from emoprincess182

SomethingVicious: news flash: jamie walters wasn't cool back then. and he ain't cool now.

Chokeboredumb: in boise idaho

Chokeboredumb: i'd be willling to bet that he's cooler then chris, though

Chokeboredumb: it's a close race though (for last)

SomethingVicious: definitely for last

Chokeboredumb: reminds me of one of my favorite album names, and covers

The Minutemen "Three way tie" (for last)

SomethingVicious: great album. ffi does a song about d boon. but you know that already i suppose.

Chokeboredumb: word

Chokeboredumb: thanks to yuo

Chokeboredumb: or you

SomethingVicious: do you have the new chokebore yet?

Chokeboredumb: jamie is supposed to send me one when she gets her other copy. she accidentally arranged to get two

SomethingVicious: i'm sending out the check for mine tomorrow. someone contacted me saying they had to buy like 20 of the from the label in order for them to ship to the u.s. so, i'm paying $20 shipping included.

SomethingVicious: i can't fucking wait

Chokeboredumb: me neither. i was supposed to order one from them, but then jamie told me she had one for me, so i'll just buy it from her. but now that person is all mad or something

SomethingVicious: really?

SomethingVicious: that sucks

Chokeboredumb: they im'd me the other day with the message "how weak"

Chokeboredumb: one of those profound statements

SomethingVicious: what?

Chokeboredumb: i just said "yep"

SomethingVicious: get over it

Chokeboredumb: now i feel like i have to buy one and give it to somebody else

Chokeboredumb: actually i should buy an extra one and give it to the college station over here

SomethingVicious: yes you should

Chokeboredumb: they'd probably never play it

Chokeboredumb: but it would be a better chance then the classic rock station playing it

Chokeboredumb: i don't have alot of time on here, i wish i did. i've been waiting for you to come on line. or sometimes you do and i say hi, and then you like log off or something. but tell me what the main problems you are, and maybe i can give you a quick synopsis or something

Chokeboredumb: unless you don't want to talk about it

SomethingVicious: no, i do want to talk about it. but i know what i need to do. and i don't want to. and i'm being a pussy about it.

SomethingVicious: i need to quit hanging out with stacey

SomethingVicious: boo

SomethingVicious: i don't like that answer

Chokeboredumb: you need to do what feels right to yourself right now, and deal with the inevitable when it happens

SomethingVicious: she's so wrong for me jon. why do i want her so badly?

SomethingVicious: probably because she's so bad

SomethingVicious: for me

Chokeboredumb: because those little specs of perfection are insatiable

SomethingVicious: yup

Chokeboredumb: it happened to me in vegas, too

Chokeboredumb: vegas chicks are like that

Chokeboredumb: they're so beautifully horrible for the system

SomethingVicious: yes they are

Chokeboredumb: were you slightly disappointed by the new lips? i thought it played a little short. is it bad to want another soft bulletin?

Chokeboredumb: the music is beautiful though, but i wanted more vocals

Chokeboredumb: a more thorough album. especially after that long

Chokeboredumb: they should've done a double disc

Chokeboredumb: one instrumental, or something.

Chokeboredumb: sorry, babbling

SomethingVicious: no, i wasn't dissapointed at all. i think it's a beautiful piece. i love the shit they're doing now...it just blows my mind

SomethingVicious: they're incredible

Chokeboredumb: i love the album. i'm just slightly disappointed at a couple tracks. but i love them

Chokeboredumb: they're one of my favorites right now

SomethingVicious: so good.

Chokeboredumb: they're in the top 5

Chokeboredumb: during soft bulletin they were my number one

Chokeboredumb: i still love that album so much. it's so nice to sing along with

Chokeboredumb: it gives me goosebumps

SomethingVicious: oh yes

SomethingVicious: did you see them on that tour?

SomethingVicious: it was so insanely amazing. the craziest spectacle I've ever seen

Chokeboredumb: no. the closest I got was conan and reverb. but i was glad to see those and get them on tape. but i regret mising them in concert

Chokeboredumb: i had no choice

Chokeboredumb: well, i had some choice, but i was in hawaii for most of that tour

Chokeboredumb: i could've flown somewhere

SomethingVicious: they even played vegas on that tour

Chokeboredumb: so have you had relations with stacy recently?

Chokeboredumb: whoopie?

SomethingVicious: no...i'm cut off. but she still wants to cuddle and hold hands and shit

SomethingVicious: dude...this shit is so fucking retarded.

SomethingVicious: she can't make up her mind, and she's fucking me up

Chokeboredumb: balls been a little blue, my friend?

SomethingVicious: yes.

Chokeboredumb: i went through almost the exact same thing when i lived there

Chokeboredumb: she'd be like "here's my FRIEND, jon". i'm like, how many friends do you fuck?

SomethingVicious: actually, i could get laid right now if i walked across the street. but the weird thing is, i don't really want to.

SomethingVicious: it's that "boyfriend" word that scares them

Chokeboredumb: you will, in time, though. it's hard when you're stuck on that one girl. even if it's ending. it's so hard to recover

Chokeboredumb: mine told me she loved me all the time, too. then she'd be like "it's okay for friends to hold hands right?". yeah, and it's okay for you to fuck them, too

SomethingVicious: i so don't understand gilrs anymore.

SomethingVicious: girls

SomethingVicious: not that i ever really did

Chokeboredumb: just remember that i went through what you went to, and i recovered dramatically. my new girlfriend is too understanding sometimes. i'm like, when do you get angry?

Chokeboredumb: but she's so good. i had given up on girls.

SomethingVicious: i kind of wish stacy would move away now, so i wouldn't have to see her and eal with this shit.

SomethingVicious: i know i'm gonna find "the one"

Chokeboredumb: it sounds like tony robbins shit, i know, but it's so true. i was down and out

SomethingVicious: i just wonder when

Chokeboredumb: i was so fucking depressed

Chokeboredumb: would you date somebody you met on here? i know it sounds freaky, but that's how I met Stephanie. It's a good way to find out if someone is a psycho, before you get in to deep

Chokeboredumb: don't worry, i thought that shit was stupid before it happened to me, too. but that's probably because we met by accident

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SomethingVicious: thanks, jon. you guys are great too. i'm glad i met you, and meg, and jamie the germ.

SomethingVicious: we all should live in a big house somewhere cool

Chokeboredumb: i know. just playing music 24/7

SomethingVicious: yup

Chokeboredumb: it would just be like a non-stop radio station with us living there

Chokeboredumb: every hour a new "dj"

SomethingVicious: oh yeah.

SomethingVicious: hell...we could even start our own pirate radio station.

Chokeboredumb: so when is amber halo going to have a cd?

Chokeboredumb: i wish i could see them doing chokebore covers and stuff

SomethingVicious: they're surrently working on their full length. it was originally scheduled to come out on july 3, but they didn't get their shit together. i'm trying to convince them to record the chokebore, boilermaker, treepeople, and ween covers.

SomethingVicious: i'd like to have them

SomethingVicious: you need to hear them

Chokeboredumb: i want to so bad. you can hook me up with a disc when it comes out right? i mean, I want to buy one, to support the band, but you can send one to me and all that nonsense.

Chokeboredumb: i've got a great marketing plan

SomethingVicious: oh yeah...of course

Chokeboredumb: just sell like one amber halo cd for like a jillion dollars

Chokeboredumb: then you can sell all the rest for like a dollar, and you'll sell millions of 'em

SomethingVicious: i'm cool with that

Chokeboredumb: just find somebody rich to invest in one

SomethingVicious: yep...

SomethingVicious: that's the tough part

Chokeboredumb: you know i'm joking right?

SomethingVicious: i know

SomethingVicious: but i like the idea

Chokeboredumb: that was like the whole travolta thing giving gretzky hockey pointers on snl

SomethingVicious: lol...that was great

Chokeboredumb: "the goalie should hold a big board in front of the goal"

Chokeboredumb: "heeah"

Chokeboredumb: every sentence must end with "heeeah"

SomethingVicious: did you see snl with winona ryder?

Chokeboredumb: i hope the dana carvey movie doesn't suck

SomethingVicious: i have a feeling it will

Chokeboredumb: yeah, i saw most of it. the repeat showing the other night

Chokeboredumb: it looks too over the top

SomethingVicious: too kiddie flick

SomethingVicious: i don't think it'll be very good

Chokeboredumb: that last carvey movie was horrible. but he was trying to act in that one. the one where he was a con artist

SomethingVicious: opportunity knocks

SomethingVicious: yeah... pretty weak

Chokeboredumb: but he was good as Garth, and he was good enough in Trapped in Paradise

SomethingVicious: too bad, he's a funny guy

Chokeboredumb: he can't act. but he plays characters well

SomethingVicious: yeah

SomethingVicious: and he's good in small doses

Chokeboredumb: yep

Chokeboredumb: you're okay though, right? you're not going to like jump off something or get all iggy pop on me and gash yourself, right?

Chokeboredumb: don't pull a G.G.

SomethingVicious: no...i'm not suicidal. just bummed

Chokeboredumb: i've been punched so many times in the stomach, that i got a tattoo of a fist there

SomethingVicious: hmmm...that's a good idea. i'm getting tattooed on saturday, maye i'll have dirk do a fist on the stomach too

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