2002-07-25 | RITUAL DE LO HABIT-STANCE.

This is an ultra silly and possibly stupid song, but it's kind of funny, and cool, too.

I was watching Conan one night, and he told this story about running into a weird fan at the airport, and the guy was trying to talk to him, but Conan was in a rush. I guess when he doesn't know somebodys name, for some reason he will call them "Goo-goo", i guess as a habit, or some kind of ritual, or something.

Well, for some reason this guy was startled by it. He was like "I am not 'Goo-goo'!. And he said 'goo-goo' like profoundly. It's funnier as a visual, but you can get the picture.

Conan was like "One day, like ten years from now, some stranger will come up and punch him in the stomach, and he'll say "That was from Goo-goo!. I'll show you Goo-goo!"

So for some reason, I decided to write a song about it. I thought it would be interesting, if it ever got recorded, and some Conan fan would get the joke, too. I still hope that may some day happen.

So here it is

"I AM NOT GOO-GOO"

Sorry I don't have time for you, I've got to catch this plane

Next time I run into you, we'll talk, and you can pick my brain

But for now, "goo-goo" I've got to go, sorry I don't have time

If you don't move I'll have to smack you, like that time I punched that mime

It's a terrible thing to waste, but I've really got to jam

Can't think of anything profound to say, so I'll part with "shizzam-shizzam"

Dude, what's your problem? You haven't moved, and I've got to go

I liked your kangol hat and stuff like that, but now you're stooping way too low

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

(chorus(from goo-goos perspective)) I am not goo-goo, I'll show you goo-goo, Don't call me goo-goo, That was from goo-goo! Goo-goo says "hi", and not to call him (that) anymore. (Greetings from goo-goo!!!)

Next time I see you I'll keep that in mind, so you don't beat me again

Next time I'll teach you what it's like to lose all of your friends

Every time I use that name, somebody takes it the wrong way

An angry mob stands in my path, and I have to take the long way

The escalator is packed with folks who have crossed my path before

Whenever i try to go through them, they kick me, and mock me some more

Every time I apologize, they stop me half way through it

I've gotten used to playing dead, but sometimes I still cry through it

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