2002-03-19 | SONG FOR JUNIOR

Did anybody see Howard Stern tonight? If you did then you experienced the mighty "JUNIOR"!!! Wasn't he awesome? I mean the whole farting thing is kind of gross, but I just loved that guy. I liked the way he dressed, and liked his attitude, when he wasn't being a cocky ass. I was surprised he was a huge DAVE GROHL fan. He just didn't look like it. I like the GROHLster myself for the most part.

But Junior was just fucking awesome. I love that guy. He should be famous. I'm going to put him in my movies. You're gonna be a star!

He farted 464 times in 5 minutes!!! Whoa! And they weren't pussy farts...well of course they weren't.. well...nevermind. They kept fucking up though, and nobody realized it. They said he was farting almost once per second, because they were thinking like 4 minutes and 50 seconds was 450 seconds, because the clock just said "450" on it. But in actuality 5 minutes is only 300 seconds, so he actually farted more then once per second. Actually about one and a half per second. I'm going to visit that website, and see if i can find out more about him. He rules. I think it's theflamesusa.com but i'm not sure. I'll let you know if i find anything out. I don't know if anybody is even reading this, but if you are and you know what i'm talking about then thanks for reading.

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