2002-01-20 | MISCELLANEOUS DEBRIS

STROKER ACE-

The Strokes are growing on me more and more with each listen. I'm looking forward to the show. I saw them on Saturday Night Live last night, and they seem like nice, happy guys. Something Spin said is so true about the Strokes. Spin called them a "male ELASTICA". I don't even like Elastica, but that is so true. It's especially evident on like 4 of the tunes. The guitars are very similar, and the cadence of the vocals are kind of similar. Justine Frischmann is still kinda cute, though. But her former boyfriend, Damon Albarn may have been even more so. Maybe that's why she dumped him.

DO YA THINK I'M SCRATCHY-

I don't know why, but I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the video for "FOREVER YOUNG" by ROD STEWART. Laugh all you want. It's such a nice, easy listening, easy watching video. That little curly haired kid is irresistable. And Rod is really good with him. I forget if that's like his real kid or anything. I don't think he was married to Rachel Hunter for that long when that video came out. I just like that video. I could watch it everyday. I love how they have like the stereotypical teenagers drive by them, too. I kind of like the song, too. I must be getting old. I want to know who is driving that old beat up truck which he's sitting in the back of. I think it's Jeff Beck. What about you?

NO ONE SIGNED MY YEARBOOK, PT. 2-

I think that my wanting to be liked thing may be more of a "not wanting lame people to be liked" thing. I always see lame people getting attention and respect and stuff, when they clearly don't deserve it. Even in diaryland, there's people with lame diaries that have like 200 fans, and i have like 16. When I didn't have a girlfriend it was tough, too, because I'd see dorks everyday with really beautiful girlfriends. Lame people will always get recognition. I guess I'll just have to live with it.

I HAVE A STORY TO ATTELL-

Quotes from Dave Attell: "I see this crazy guy on the street the other night and he has one tooth, and he yells out loud: 'can i help you?'. And I'm like 'no'. He says 'you look like someone who's lost'.....If I need directions, I'm not asking a guy with one tooth, anyway. I'm asking a guy with one leg. He knows the fastest way to get there." "You know what I like about a one-legged guy? He's always got a story. They've always got that 'how i became one-legged' story. 'How'd you end up with one leg?' 'Land Mine'. Even a one-armed guy has a story. 'Snow blower and a bottle of whiskey'. What's a man with one-tooth story? 'I like lots of taffy!'."

A.0. HELL-

I saw a commercial for AOL's new 7.0. They show an instant message on the tv screen and the first line says: "Hey! New AOL 7.0 is SO SWEET!!" Do people still talk like that? Do people talk like that about AOL? If you still use the term "sweet" and you're not being sarcastic, then do us all a favor and shove a rusty pipewrench into your kidneys.

CHUCK AND BUCK-

Chuck and Buck is a pretty good movie. Even if the preview for it was totally mis-leading. I like those little sweet parts in movies like in that movie where Chuck and his wife are having dinner at the end of the movie and they spot Buck. Carlyn looks at Buck, then looks at Chuck and Chuck just goes along with his business, and the look that Carlyn gives him is SO SWEET. No I mean it was actually sweet, like nice, oh nevermind. The "Buck" character was in "Orange County" and I saw him in some other movie, too. I forget which one. Another comedy I think. He's pretty mainstream for somebody that was in Chuck and Buck. Well that lady that was in Selena and As Good As it Gets was in it, too. I like the stupid guy in Chuck and Buck that plays the Chuck character in the play within the movie. He's so real. I love him.

THAT'S RIGHT, I WATCH TNBC, PT. 2-

Donovan McNabbs "mom" who is the principal on "City Guys", which i think i may have accidentally called "City High" on another entry, was also in "WHAT ABOUT BOB?". And I can't believe I forgot to mention the NEW SAVED BY THE BELL that was on TNBC a couple years ago. That show ruled. Screech as an administrative assistant? Brilliant!! Why did he change his voice when he came back? And has anybody heard DUSTIN DIAMONDS band? Are they any good? Is that a stupid question? Is anybody else out there praying for a TNBC sitcom starring Urkel, Screech, Webster, and Schnieder from One Day at a Time? Oh. Um, me neither.

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