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iAmDust
member since 1/26/2002
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Description: Currently in the midst of a lifelong struggle to convince people he is funny, this zany, single, funny man, likes long walks to restaurants, and romantic evenings involving food and bad television. Have at 'em, ladies!
Strengths: Can leap small burgers at a single bound. Then eat them. Can eat 7 soda crackers in a minute. (you try it, buddy!) Always ranks in the top 3 in eating contests, unless he passes out or something. My appetite.
Weaknesses: Health food stores. Always meeting women with no sense of humor. Buffets. Can't turn down a free meal. Will watch any bad tv show at least once.
Special Skills: Eating, laughing, understanding what's funny, bad tv trivia, making buffets shut down two hours ahead of time.
Weapons: Teeth, stomach.
Favorite TV Shows of all time: Conan O'brien; SNL; Charles in Charge; Saved by the Bell; Full House; Family Matters; Perfect Strangers; A-Team; Mark & Brian; Fat Albert; Home Movies; Brak Show; Sealab 2021; Dr. Katz; Old School Letterman; Match Game; Freaks and Geeks; Undeclared & of course, Dr. Phil
walking the earth (Sept. 6004-Dec. 6004)
