2002-11-13 | MY FAVORITE ONE IS 'ARIHANUE87(@%4IWPRC/E/TCXXX.......HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. I MEAN ALIEN.
Sometimes these purple aliens come to me in my head, like while I'm dreaming and stuff, and they give me these cryptic tattoos, and then they make me drink lots of soda, and eat lots of pizza. They always seem shocked when I actually enjoy it. Then they give me high-fives, apologize for the tattoos, and then they're on their way. I can never wait for them to come back. See you soon, purple aliens!
- premature ejaculation
| tantra + |