2005-05-04 | 17 REASONS PEOPLE LOVED THE POPE

1. It's fun to say "the Pope"
2. Cool uniform dude!
3. Polish people finally got some respect
4. Popemobile sounds almost like poopmobile
5. Bald is beautiful
6. Boosted self esteem of children living in plastic bubbles, who would pretend to be living in the popemobile instead of a bubble
7. Made the "parade wave" more profound
8. Looked good in a "dress"
9. He enjoyed breakdancing
10. Pope hat much cooler than and not quite as gay as a yarmulke
11. Looked kind of like your grandpa
12. Thought Hitler was a dick
13. Was the "Liberace of Catholicism"
14. Shot almost as many times as 50 Cent, but wasn't such a crybaby about it
15. Got chicks to come into the popemoblie, including Mother freaking Theresa!!!
16. Got better response at Dodger Stadium than Fleetwood Mac or the Los Angeles Dodgers
17. Now that he has passed, some long-haired hippies with gee-tars will start a lame garage band inspired by him named either "the Pope" or "the Popes", and before they even learn how to play their instruments will be signed to a record contract worth a zillion dollars based mainly on their name

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