2004-07-11 | LIQUOR IN THE FRONT

First off, if you like reading poetry or songs, or if you like my poetry or songs, I have added 10 poems/songs to my poetry page. I'd be honored if you would consider checking them out.

I never know what to say when someone is talking to someone you know on the phone, and when they hang up they say so and so "said hi". I usually just say "hi", as if they were in the room, because I honestly know of no other way to deal with this information.

Sometimes I'll be talking to someone, and when I get off, I'll start to say "they said hi", and I'll start to internally hit my self in the head with a skillet for saying it, but it's too late. In my experience of relaying the information, I have found that most people don't know how to respond to this.

I forgot to tell you guys that A Perfect Circle stayed at the hotel a few weeks back. Maynard didn't have any crazy name in his room, but one of the associates of the band stayed under the name of Colonel Dumb Dumb Davis. That is until that reservation was cancelled. Captain Johnny Fireside did show up though, but I never figured out which person was staying under that alias. I thought about leaving notes in their rooms about my book and asking them if they'd like to contribute something to it, but I didn't feel like getting fired, so I declined.

Had another stupid poker game the other night. I wore sunglasses like the pro's, but it didn't work. I lost all my money on a fucking full house. As in I had a full house, and some asshole at the table had a higher full house. Straight up bullshit if you ask me, skippy. What a way to lose.

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