2004-06-24 | DRAUGHT

I'm convinced that if all the general managers and coaches of the NBA listened to sports talk radio, they could make better decisions on draft day.

If the Magic GM listened to Mike & Mike in the morning today, they might be sold on high-schooling Dwight Howard and taking Emeka Okafor first instead.

If all the GM's had listened, they might have found out that Shaun Livingston might actually end up being way better than Dwight Howard. Hey, Alfred. The Clippers might get Livingston, which I think would be great, but I hear Dunleavy really likes Devin Harris, because he's ready to play now, since he's one of those ancient collegiate dudes.

If Mark Cuban had listened to the Mike's, he might reconsider, and say auf wiedersehen to Dirk Nowitzki, in exchange for the daddy Shaq, a.k.a. Shaq Fu, a.k.a. Shaq Zilla, a.k.a. tuShaq Shaqur. Ok. I'll stop now.

Remember this name. Andre Igoudala. I've seen him play in person and dude has mad skittles. He's electrifying. He'll probably be a top ten pick. Congrats to whichever team gets him. To the rest: You got served, biiiotch.

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