2004-02-01 | A. PAUL KALIPSNOW

We had another celebrity stay at the hotel last night. Lawrence/Larry Fishburne. He checked in under the name "Warren Peace". Other celeb-guests who have stayed there in my year or so of working there: Lucy Liu, Harrison Ford/Calista Flockhart, Duran Duran (can't remember all of their names but one was "Dr. Seuss"), K.D. Lang (Sioux Suzuki), Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart (Roberta Plant & Jamie Paige), Donald Fagen of Steely Dan, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, Smashmouth, Cher (Belle Starr--she actually stayed there before I worked there as did Puff Daddy), John Olerud, Kirby Puckett, Don Imus, Gilbert Arenas, Luke Walton, Lute Olsen, and Mickey and Minnie Mouse (unknown celebrity alias). There are some other pretty decent ones but I can't remember.

I closed Mr. Fishburne's mini-bar ticket. I thought you might like to know what a celebrity uses from the over-priced mini-bar at a four-star resort. (Would you also like to know his room rate? I'll give you a hint: It was 50 dollars less a night than one base-priced Super Bowl ticket.)

-1 RED BULL

-1 POWERADE

-2 BEERS (1 HEINEKEN, 1 MILLER LITE)

-1 KETEL ONE VODKA

-1 MAKERS MARK BOURBON

-1 TOBLERONE CANDY BAR

-1 LIP DEFENSE

I love you Lawrence.

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