2004-01-23 | ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FUNGUS

Someone devoted their entire banner to a line from a Linkin Park song. Weird.

In other news....I realize that this will not be as funny when I type it as when it happened, but Gundy and I were at work tonight and we were working for awhile, but for most of the night we were telling stupid jokes.

At some point during the evening, we decided that from now on (or until we forget, which will probably be tomorrow) when someone asks us how we are doing, we will answer with something totally inconsequential, and occasionally non-sensical, such as "purple mushrooms are the most disgusting of the species."

Anyway, it was pretty funny, although it's probably not funny now, but there was one part when I was trying to think of one of those responses and I started it off with "if you've seen one Olsen Twin...." then I paused because this insane dishwasher (professor of stewarding) who had been creeping us out all night with his psychotic ogling was approaching, but I guess he heard what I said, because before he passed he completed my thought much too logically for such a psychotic individual by saying "both?"

It was a total buzzkill.

So I murdered him....with my mind....or something.

No. Nothing cool or cruel or cruel and unusual happened. Except for the accidental coolness he exhibited in defeating me. He had the upper hand for tonight. But I will get my revenge soap boy! Mark my words.

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