2004-01-15 | GIRLFRIENEMIES

Some girls will keep you as friends, but won't date you if you're too nice. They will turn to you for romantic advice, but they will not, under any circumstances date you. That would be ludicrous.

But they will get really upset with you, and sometimes even stop being your friend, if you cross the line and tell them that you think they're a great person and would like to date them, if they were ever free.

They like it when you tell them stuff like "you're such a prize...if he doesn't understand how wonderful of a person you are, then he doesn't deserve you..."

But if you ever tell them that you do understand, and tell them all the things that make them wonderful, and that you could be the one that would treat them the way they deserve to be treated and love them the way they've always dreamed of being loved, they will get a restraining order, because preposterous feelings like love and respect just will not be condoned between friends.

But make sure you tell them directly.

Because if you tell someone else, and they tell the girl before you get a chance she will say "why didn't you tell me you felt that way?" And they will blame the fact that they won't date you on your approach, not because they just don't like you. No....they would never do something that shallow. They may also say something like "you don't know what love is" instead of saying what is true, which is that they don't know what beauty is, and the fact that you do, and you see it in them makes them sick, and then they go fuck Brad Pitt to get over their disgust.

Of course, when the girl you love disses you, she is no longer that beautiful object of your desire that you can't stop thinking about.

She will forever be that "stupid bitch" that you can't stop thinking about. (And masturbating to the thought of)

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