2004-01-05 | HUG REHAB

One of the worst parts of being a nice guy with a big heart as that you will grow to love more people than the average person, and a large portion of those people will never love you back the way you love them, or they would never admit it.

Mostly it's male friends. It's just not "macho" to show that you admire another male if you're both straight. It's only okay to think another dude is "cool". You can't love them. It's gay. I guess that makes me gay. I should notify my girlfriend.

It's kinda funny. You would think things would change when people know you have a girlfriend. But in some cases they don't. A lot of guys still look at you funny if you want to hug them or something. I always find that men that hug other men without caring what other people think, more often that not have more character than ones that hug other men reluctantly, or not at all.

I once heard that a woman needs 3 hugs a day to survive.

Maybe if men started getting that many hugs a day they wouldn't be such assholes. And they wouldn't be so macho. And they would stop killing each other.

I'm watching Adult Swim and they're talking about the Brak Show being cancelled. I hope they're joking.

If they're not then I wish Brak was real, and I wish he was here.

I would give him an "everything's going to be okay"-type hug.

Then Zorak would laugh at us and call us gay.

That bastard.

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