2003-09-22 | CRACK GRIPES

If I could make people laugh as much as I make myself laugh, I could save lives. I'd be a peer of Carlin and Pryor.

I crack myself up so much. That wasn't a crack pipe...I mean pun, Rich.

If I could crack people up as much as I crack myself up, then I wouldn't have to crack myself up as much anymore. I suppose if you could make me crack up as much as I make myself crack up, the same would be true. You could be cracking up me, I could be cracking up you. We could be cracking up each other.

We could be brothers from another making fun of each other.

If people had a better sense of humor, I wouldn't have to explain my jokes. I wouldn't have to explain to them why theirs aren't funny. I wouldn't have to explain to them that I'm in a bad mood because they can't be in a good one.

Laughter is the best medicine, but some people seem to be babies when it comes to taking even a little spoonful. Maybe my brand of medicine has too much of a bite to it on initial taste. But I assure you it's as sweet and smooth as they come. The only remedy I want is for you to have the zest for life that I do. I want us to laugh together and forget all the stuff that doesn't matter. All that matters is having a good time while we're on earth, and letting the other shit slide.

Huh huh huh.....I said "shit slide".

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