2003-09-19 | ZOINKS!

A couple of stupid thoughts:

When your parents are telling you about how great they were when they were your age, say this: "Oh yeah? Well maybe if I do the opposite of what you did when you were my age, I might be happy by the time I'm your age, and I won't have to resort to lame tactics like you use, to 'inspire' me to achieve greatness. Then when I have kids, I'll say 'do whatever the fuck you want. That's what I did, and look at how happy I am now!" (You may want to start running as soon as you're done talking, because you're Dad will be pissed)

The other thought:

They're making a sequel to Scooby Doo, and I think it might be better, because they have cooler people involved, like Seth Green and Mike Myers (I think). But if they want to make it really cool, they should make the entire cast die at the end. Except for the villain of course. And Velma. Velma should turn out to be bad, and kick Fred in the nads, then the villain should blow up everybody, and run off with that four-eyed floozie. Yeah. That would be awesome.

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