2003-09-19 | ROBBING UTENSILS

I was a stupid kid sometimes. I have a confession to make. I can make this confession because my mom doesn't read this diary.

One time I came home from school, and I realized I forgot my house key, and nobody was home yet. I could've just waited for an hour for my sister, or someone else to come home, but I really wanted some junk food, and to watch some crappy television.

For some reason I thought I could open the lock with my pencil, so I put it in there and tried to turn the lock, but of course the led broke, and was stuck in the lock. I tried to get it out, but I couldn't. So when someone came home, they asked me if I did it, and of course I said "no". So the cops came over and took a report and stuff, and I guess I convinced them I had nothing to do with it.

Maybe I wasn't such a stupid kid after all. Who else would do something that stupid? Apparently the fuzz thought it was some hardened criminal, who had nothing to work with but some No. 2 Faber Castell's.

I win! One to nothin'.

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