2003-08-26 | THE LOST ENTRY PART ONE

"Do you ever feel like you just landed on this earth? See the creatures all do their dances back and forth."-- Nada Surf Hi-Speed Soul

First of all, I must offer the maddest of props to KALANIANAOLE and BRER RAPPIT for giving me a pep talk. You guys really made me feel better. Thank you.

I was doing some browsing on a website for other people who like The One Ultramagnetic Overseer a.k.a. Kool Keith Thornton, and I came across this girl who listed WRITTING (sic) as one of her hobbies. She followed that by saying "I'm not just another stupid chick."

The debate will go on forever: Which is the more talented Belushi brother?

I think the reason that god didn't give us x-ray vision is because guys would just use it to look at naked ladies, and god knew that some of his children would be working in the pornography industry, and he didn't want to deprive them of their income. The reason he didn't give us wings is because of the airline industry, of course. Well...that and he knew that men would crash into buildings when flying up to take a look at naked chicks with their x-ray vision.

I was watching Summer Slam last night, and this guy held up a sign that said "Sin Sux". I didn't know if it was referring to something within wrestling or if it was just a general statement. But I think saying the word "sucks" is kind of a sin, and spelling it that way is kind of gay, which is also a sin. I'm talking about what the "good book" refers to as a sin. That guy may burn in hell for his sign, but I hope that by the time he dies they're not broadcasting that type of thing, because he'll probably make another stupid sign to mark the occasion.

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