2003-06-20 | BRING ME THE HAIR....I MEAN HEAD OF PHIL COLLINS

did you even read that last entry?

It was fucking great, whether you know it or not.

I know everyone is so busy that they can't even read like a minute and a half worth of words.

You poor souls.

So hey.....remember when we were young and we thought Phil Collins was the coolest?

Don't lie, asshole.

We all that Genesis was yummy and that Phil was the shit.

What's that lying ass mutha phuckin music snob in the background?? You liked them better when Peter Gabriel was the singer?

BULLSHIT!!

You didn't find that shit out 'til later...just like the rest of us, so please shut the fuck up.

I wish I knew about it before, too, but the sad fact is when we were 10 we all wanted to be Mr. Collins.

With hair.

Peace out, and go back and read that last entry. It's a keeper, unlike your jobs, you slackers!!

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