2003-06-10 | ANTICIPATION

We have an aunt that is pretty old, and when she dies we're supposed to get a huge stack of money from her estate. Her name is Aunt Icipation.

Why doesn't anybody ever threaten al-qaida? We just cry like babies when they talk ish. It's time somebody threatened them. We should crank call them, or put itching powder in their robes. Or best of all, somebody should pull their pants down in public.

That would show 'em.

If only they wore pants.

Greed is good, when it comes to Chuck Woolrey's old game show. All good things must come to an end I guess.

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