2003-04-19 | UNTITLED (OOPS, NOT ANYMORE)

Got some new ish last night:

Johnny Cash American Recordings IV: The Man Comes Around

Transplants

Pete Yorn Day I Forgot

the Libertines Up The Bracket

the Streets Original Pirate Material

the White Stripes Elephant

Of the albums I bought last time I went shopping, the best one was probably Let Go by Nada Surf, with the Remote Part by the mighty Idlewild coming in a close second. The album by the Coral was also very interesting. I think I will like it more the more I listen to it.

Actually, Who's Next by the Who, is one of the greatest albums of all time, and probably the best one I bought that day, but if you like the Who, then you already knew that.

I have no more inspiration, so I'm just going to post another instant mess

(age)

BboyKalani: well, what do you have to say fer yerself

Chokeboredumb: i don't know

Chokeboredumb: butterfinger eyelids

BboyKalani: decent

Chokeboredumb: what did i do this time?

Chokeboredumb: yerself iz steam

BboyKalani: broke the hearts of ladies coast o coast

BboyKalani: to

Chokeboredumb: i don't understand

Chokeboredumb: we're just talking about sausages and penguins right? nothing serious

BboyKalani: jah

Chokeboredumb: what do you have to say about malcolm x and the lips

Chokeboredumb: wow. that sounds like a good name for a band

BboyKalani: you'd get the unsolicited support of panthers worldwide

BboyKalani: i met a dude in the kc chapter of the black panthers once

Chokeboredumb: was he MAD cool? ha ha ha

BboyKalani: i was real disappointed when i found out their membership was five

BboyKalani: and yes

Chokeboredumb: that's pretty sad. would they allow a whitey in?

BboyKalani: dunno.

Chokeboredumb: what movie was this from?:

"I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party"

Chokeboredumb: or something like that

BboyKalani: right, so at the royals game today, my friend said something and suddenly the words "your face tastes like shattered glass" fell out my mouth

BboyKalani: (forrest gump)

Chokeboredumb: wow

Chokeboredumb: did you ever see the german porno spoof Boris Hump?

BboyKalani: i dont' know where it came from, but i was real proud of myself. it's like poetry or something real pansey-like

BboyKalani: haha. no.

Chokeboredumb: that would've been funny if you ran on the field and grabbed a microphone and said "Laz Diaz's face tastes like shattered glass"

Chokeboredumb: it was really good. i like the line. you should submit a poem to one of those contests and just have that single line. it would be very profound

BboyKalani: right on

BboyKalani: cos it's all i have in me

BboyKalani: you're a baseball fan, right?

Chokeboredumb: or your poem could be "sitting at a royals game. friend asks a question. your face tastes like shattered glass. the words fell out of my mouth. strike three you're out"

Chokeboredumb: and then bang a bongo drum

Chokeboredumb: and call the poem "fan attacks empire"

Chokeboredumb: do a little play on words

BboyKalani: royals at the sox, some chicago fan ran on the field going after the ump. both benches clear and a few royals cleated the guy.

Chokeboredumb: that's poetic

BboyKalani: last year, royals at sox, two chicago fans attack the royals first base coach. royals bench clears and a few players cleat the guys.

Chokeboredumb: laz diaz, former marine. stomping a drunken fan clean. he wanted to be seen. now he's going to jail for 10-15

BboyKalani: weirdest tradition in baseball.

Chokeboredumb: last years guys were better. they did some damage to the coach. they had talent

BboyKalani: laz was this year's guy's name?

Chokeboredumb: the ump

Chokeboredumb: i think that's his name. it's a weird first name

BboyKalani: the ump's going to jail?

Chokeboredumb: no. the guy that attacked them

Chokeboredumb: did you hear what happened today?

BboyKalani: other than the royals won 9-2 and got 12 hits, earning every fan there a free dozen krispy kreams in a promo they have with the royals?

Chokeboredumb: carl everett got hit in the back of the head with a cell phone

BboyKalani: woah

Chokeboredumb: that part was real.....here's the punchline i just made up:

BboyKalani: i suppose it's pretty easy to track someone's celly

Chokeboredumb: apparently it was a long distance call from ex-teammate John Rocker

BboyKalani: (stabbing eyes now)

Chokeboredumb: i had a better one earlier today, but i forgot it

BboyKalani: can you send mp3s over email?

Chokeboredumb: when carl threw it back into the crowd he hit some little kid in the face

BboyKalani: sucka

Chokeboredumb: i don't know

BboyKalani: awsome

BboyKalani: that's what little kids get

Chokeboredumb: but he was all apologetic

Chokeboredumb: he decided not to beat the ass of the phone thrower

Chokeboredumb: that's his idea of being a nice guy

BboyKalani: it workds

Chokeboredumb: the guy got arrested

BboyKalani: john kruck's idea of being a nice guy is having ball cancer and being fat

Chokeboredumb: ironically he's being set up with one of carl everett's former parole officers

BboyKalani: what's your email

BboyKalani: PO

Chokeboredumb: john kruks idea of being nice is letting someone have a bite

Chokeboredumb: [email protected]

BboyKalani: i'm trying to send you a friend of mine's band

Chokeboredumb: whodathunk

Chokeboredumb: i don't know if the entire band will fit in the e-mail, but an mp3 will be fine

BboyKalani: seriously quality. most of my friends are very much mediocre

BboyKalani: STOP THAT

BboyKalani: IT'S EASTER

Chokeboredumb: what's HOP-penning?

BboyKalani: gah

Chokeboredumb: i'm in a total tony clifton mood right now

Chokeboredumb: see it me it be it

Chokeboredumb: i gave up humor for lent

Chokeboredumb: hey

Chokeboredumb: i'll be at the laugh inn all week

Chokeboredumb: so did you send the mp3?

Chokeboredumb: i'd love to hear it

BboyKalani: dude...how cool would it be to have a giant bale of hay with a gaping and giant mouth sit by a gravel or dirt road and in a monster vioce scream "HEY!" when tractors came by

Chokeboredumb: on a scale of one to 153, it would be really great

BboyKalani: what's laugh inn other than that old show

Chokeboredumb: just a name for a comedy club i made up. The Laugh Inn

BboyKalani: i get it

BboyKalani: ok, sent

Chokeboredumb: i no see 'em brah

Chokeboredumb: da bugga no stay

BboyKalani: did you git the email though

Chokeboredumb: that's what i mean. there's no e-mail

BboyKalani: it'll take a sec

BboyKalani: prolly

BboyKalani: or i'll send it again, princess pea

Chokeboredumb: o.k. that's mr. princess pea to you, poopy pants

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