2003-04-10 | CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A "DIRTY" WHORE

Everytime I hear that "I am beautiful" song by Christina Aguilera, I can't help but think the world would be a much better place if all celebrities felt adequately loved.

Richard Gere was the guest on Inside the Actors Studio last week. I guess an extremely highly respected actor wasn't available. I'm not saying he sucks, but c'mon, he's no Brando. His personality, however, does suck. James Lipton asked him what his favorite swear word was, and Richard replied "I don't curse", and smiled. The crowd laughed, and as the laughter got louder, Gere became more Hollywood ,& looked around with a facial gesture that seemed to be saying "what the hell are you idiotic mortals laughing at?" Then when Lipton finished with his standard "Here are your students" line, Gere smirked and slightly shook his head, as if to say "what is this guy talking about?." I could understand if you don't like the guy, or the show, but if you're appearing on it, why not make the best of it? Fucking celebrities. Even Stiller behaved like an asshole during certain parts of his Actors Studio appearance. Get over it, famous ones.

I watch a lot of sports, and in the good old days, when a fan would come on the field and do something crazy, they would show every lovely second of it. Now, because of those damn terrorists, we can't show things like this anymore. Because if we do, then "they" will win. It's weird, because Baseball is the mellowest of the 3 major sports, but more fans come on the field during Baseball games then during any other sport. Basketball is where the celebrities come on the court. (a couple of weeks ago Calvin Klein strolled to the courtside to chat with Letrell Sprewell, while he was getting ready for an in-bounds pass.) But I'm talking about real people. Whenever somebody comes on the field during a Baseball game now, the announcers act like noble and valiant protectors of the purity of the game, and always say something like "there's a fan on the field right now, which we're not going to show". Well, hooray. The world needs more people like you. People who love not to have fun. Who love not to laugh. But we know you're pretending. Because when the game turns into an 18-3 bloodbath, and you've been there for 4 hours, we've all heard your stupid, corny jokes. You should say "I have a corny joke right now, which I'm not going to say", instead, then I would applaud you openly, but as it is, I hope you know that y'all bein' some sissy ass mutha fuckas. You've been exposed, bioootch.

I won 230 dollars at work from a basketball "pool" for the NCAA final four tournament. That's right-Illegal gambling at work! What a country!!

Speaking of illegal gambling at work, Pete Rose was staying at our hotel yesterday. (yes, really) Kirby Puckett is there also. He'll be there 'til the 14th. If I have to deliver room service to him, I'm not going anywhere near his bathroom.

I don't know how smart or dumb I truly am, but I'm smart enough to not want to take an IQ test because I'm afraid to find out how dumb I am.

I got some CD's. Some used, some new, some great, most of them at least good, and a couple that were o.k., but might not feel the cozy comfines of my CD player again for at least a few months. Here they are: (Please hold your applause/laughter until the end of the list)

THE WHO Who's Next

NADA SURF Let Go

IDLEWILD The Remote Part

THE CORAL

SUGAR Copper Blue

THE BACKBEAT BAND

ORGANIZED CONFUSION Stress (the Extinction Agenda)

REEL BIG FISH Cheer Up!

BARENAKED LADIES Maroon

KEALII REICHEL Kawaipunahele

FLUF Waikiki

SCATTERBRAIN Scamboogery

MIC GERONIMO Vendetta

FREEDY JOHNSTON This Perfect World

PETE ROCK & CL SMOOTH the Main Ingredient

BABY LEMONADE Exploring Music

thanks for reading.

peace.

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