2003-04-03 | NO ONE'S NOSE

INT. LOBBY OF A HOTEL

A man sitting on a nice couch blows his nose as a woman walks by.

WOMAN-"God bless you"

MAN-(confused)"Um.....thank you?"

WOMAN-"Jeez. That was kind of a rude response....."

MAN-".....I'm...sorry. It's just that...well, I was blowing my nose...."

WOMAN-"...Yeah, and I said 'God bless you'..."

MAN-"Which is usually reserved for sneezes"

WOMAN-"What's your point?"

MAN-"You said 'Bless you' for a blow instead of a sneeze."

WOMAN-"What? You don't say 'bless you' for 'the blow'?"

MAN-"No."

WOMAN-"What is this world coming to?"

MAN-"I...um...who else says that?"

WOMAN-"...I don't know 'who else' says it, I don't worry about everybody else, I guess I just have higher expectations for human beings."

MAN-"How about when it comes to dating?"

WOMAN-"Well, in that department, my expectations must not be that high, because I think you're cute."

MAN-"GOD BLESS YOU"

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Does anybody know who the voice of the "bubble boy" on Seinfeld was? It totally sounds like Steve Buscemi, but I've never heard anything about that.

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