2003-03-31 | THE LAME INGREDIENT

Inspired by the famous record review of the legendary Spinal Tap's album Shark Sandwich ("Shit Sandwich"), here are some short album reviews:

G.G. Allin Hated
Naked Agression.

G.G. Allin Terror in America
Live Shit.

Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
One Dollar Bin, Y'all.

New Kids on the Block Step by Step
Even the sitcom was better.

Kriss Kross Totally Krossed Out
Kids say the darndest things.

Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice Unchained.

New Kids on the Block Face the Music
Actually, just run while you have the chance.

Will Smith Willennium
The end of the world as we know it.

Sugar Ray Sugar Ray
15:01

SWV Release Some Tension
Sisters with bad career choices.

Kool Keith Spankmaster
Bend over and take it like a halfsharkalligatorhalfman.

Creed Human Clay
Jesus christ.

Creed Weathered
God, no.

Mad Season Above
The only thing that would ruin this album would be if some lame band came along and used our band name as their album title.

Matchbox 20 Mad Season
Fuck.

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