2003-03-18 | WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'?

All I wanted for St. Patricks day was some authentic Corned Beef and Cabbage. Just like mom used to make. With giant chunks of cabbage, cooked carrots, and lotsa ("lotsa" is a real amount. it's slightly more then just plain "lots") mustard. Not the kind I ended up having at the cafeteria at work. I mean it's pretty cool that we get free food and all, but jesus, you can get some decent food at Jack in the Box for a couple bucks, so why can't they try a little harder at providing their employees with some safe, edible food?

Speaking of the employee cafeteria at work, the cell phone outbreak has become so out of control, that the weird dishwasher dude that came in there to eat a shit burger has a cell phone and got a call on it during the Presidents speech, and proceeded to speak loudly and as if nobody else was around. I've been through dozens of people getting phone calls at the movie, but this was the first time I've ever been interrupted while watching George Bush at work, and while eating some Horrid Beef and Crappage.

TOP 8 CHEFS OF ALL TIME:

8. SAM CHOY

7. TYLER CHEFF (FORMER CATCHER, UNIV. OF HAWAI'I)

6. THE GALLOPING GOURMET

5. EMERIL

4. "CHEF BOY R U DUM" - SICKO

3. CHEF BOYARDEE

2. ISAAC HAYES

1. RAEKWON "THE CHEFF"

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