2003-03-06 | HIGH VOLUME, LOW BROW

Why does every tv channel have to have a different volume? The worst is when you're watching one show for like a half-hour, so you adapt to that volume, then you turn it back to the previous channel from 30 minutes ago, and it's ten times as loud as the channel you were just on. Another problem I have with volume is when you're just on one channel, and the volume you want it at is non-existent. It's either too high or too low. They should have a "1/2 notch" volume button for these occasions. I was so upset about volume earlier I was thinking about getting ear plugs and trying to find a perfect volume with those on.

Ryan hit the nail right on the head when he said that Good Charlotte is Very Very Bad. But I still don't think the band they're touring with (and why in the world is TRL sponsoring this?), New Found Glory is that bad. I mean I hate the way they look, but I think their music is pretty decent at times. I've only heard like 3 songs from them ever, though. Maybe if I heard more I would hate them, too.

I've always wanted to learn how to tap dance.

Sometimes when I watch sitcoms I'm too involved. I was watching the Cosby Show the other night, and they were eating ice cream, until they were distracted by something in the living room. When they returned to the kitchen, they just turned off the lights and went to bed, leaving the ice cream bowls on the kitchen table. I was silently screaming at the tv "aren't you going to put those bowls in the sink and fill them with water? The rats are going to take over your house! Then you'll need to hire Heathcliff the cat to solve your rodent problem.

Also, in another episode they were tap dancing on the hard wood floor in the living room, and I was thinking "that can't be good for the floor. C'mon Cliff, say something. You can't let this happen!!!"

It seems to me that the "celebrities" on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, especially the "celebrity" that won (the former Mr. Jennifer Lopez, Chris Judd, who I must say seems like a very nice guy, but is definitely not a celebrity) could've used the money more then the charities they were playing for.

Sex can make you hungry, but if eating food gets you horny, you've got problems. Don't talk to me about that aphrodisiac bullshit. You know what my favorite aphrodisiac is? Pussy.

They have a documentary coming out on the Game Show Network about a scandal on the 80's game show Press Your Luck. They're talking about how a contestant figured out how to break the show's code, and ripped them off. In my opinion, if he figured out how to "break the code" he didn't "rip them off". It seems to me he earned every cent, if he figured out how to break your stupid code. Maybe you should've had a better code, assholes. I mean the point is to win the game any way possible, not suck at it. And why is the Game Show Network showing documentaries anyway? At least it's game show oriented. Not like "Music" Television having a show about Sorority Life, among dozens of other non-music related MTV shows. Fuck.

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