2003-03-02 | ZOINKS

Richard Reid's cartoon rocket shoe's didn't work out.

Maybe they should have some wacky al-Qaida members break into peoples houses the night before Halloween and put anthrax in all their candy, or bin Laden can dress up as Osama Claus the night before Christmas and put bombs in presents.

Talk about the Grinch who stole Christmas.

You silly terrorists. We've got Scooby and Shaggy on the case, be careful.

And look out for the Roadrunner. Your Acme shoe bombs won't work on us.

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