2003-02-28 | SEX, MONEY, AND STRUGGLING ARTISTS

Wow. The most recent Perceptions entry was perfect. Totally pertained to me, as well.

In Hawaii I had more money, and no sex.

In Arizona I have no money, and lots of sex.

I'd have to say, Arizona is pretty awesome so far.

But I could really use some money right now.

If I could've somehow moved the job I had in Hawaii to Arizona, everything would be perfect right now.

But I'm in a lot better frame of mind now days.

I just hate starting new, unfamiliar things. And things that I'm not interested in.

If I could start something new, that involved music or writing, and it was actually beneficial to me financially, then I'd be a more complete person.

Well, maybe I'd be the same, but at least I'd be more excited about waking up in the morning.

Sign me, yo.

Don't miss the boat, like the third goat on Noah's Ark.

You can say you were there at the start of it all, like Tommy Flanagan, but you'd actually be telling the truth. (unless they got technical)

I'm up and coming like an airborne nymphomaniac, joining the mile high club.

Sign me, yo.

You won't be sorry, like a person who just woke up from an 18 year coma, playing an Atari.

I've got a book coming out, and it's gonna be fatter then Marlon Brando's gout.

Okay, I've gone too far, like a Cliwintsky cigar.

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