2003-02-25 | SIMPLY SMASHING

The other day I called Stephanies department and asked her in a silly voice where I could find the best pumpkins in town.

I thought I was being creative.

Then the lady next to me informed me that Stephanies department actually could tell me where to get the best pumpkin in town, and actually has answered that query for a customer before.

I need to come up with even weirder material now? If you knew me well, you would understand how scary that is.

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