2003-02-25 | UNIVERSAL REMOTE

There aren't many things that offend me.

I don't have a weak stomach when it comes to violence, or gore, or anything of that matter.

But there are a few commercials, and one in particular that I know of specifically, that honestly make me feel like throwing up.

Not in a funny, or figure of speech sort of way.

They literally make me nauseous.

I think that speaks volume about the quality of certain programming today.

But I'm not one of those idiots that has a "kill you television" sticker on the back of their Hyundai.

There's nothing I'd rather do on a day off (when Stephanie is at work) then relax and watch tv all day. And fall in and out of naps.

Caffiene is bad sometimes. Every once in a while, if I've had too much, the length of a commercial, and anticipating the return to my regularly scheduled program can make me so anxious that I feel a connecting nausea. I can't explain it. It just happens. Believe me when I say that I'm serious. It's not something I wouldd lie about. Nothing to be proud of. I love how people think that someone would lie about stuff like that. Yes, I made the whole thing up about being a vomit machine, you really got me this time, Inspector Clouseau.

I've never actually thrown up yet while watching a commercial.

My remote control is really universal.

It also works as an anti-barf device.

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