Aloha Kakahiaka

before the main attraction hits the stage, take a moment to view the set list:

MORRISSEY LIVE AT EARLS COURT 98%
ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS I'M A BIRD NOW 97%

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE LULLABIES TO PARALYZE 97%

THE FALL 50,000 FALL FANS CAN'T BE WRONG 95%
DINOSAUR JR. BUG 97%
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM 94%
BASTRO SING THE TROUBLED BEAST; DIABLO GUAPO 92%
THE PERCEPTIONISTS 90%
ASH MELTDOWN 91%
BUSDRIVER FEAR OF A BLACK TANGENT 92%

{100%=THE GODFATHER II. 95%-99%=THE GODFATHER. 90%-94%=GOOD FELLAS. 85%-89%=THE SOPRANOS. 80%-84%=CASINO. 79% and lower=THE GODFATHER III. (Don't worry about these until you get those.}

X-TRAS/COLEKTBLZ/ RINGS/ARCHIVE/PROFILE/F.A.?/MUSIC ENTRIES/email/
BANNERS & LINKS/CONTRIBUTORS/4-CHINS/LOG YOUR OWN FUCKING LIFE
SONGS/CHEWBACCA UNCIRCUMCIZED
BEWARE THE RANDOM AXE!

And now, ladies and gentlemen....the moment you've all been waiting for. Put down your drinks, and put your hands together for.....

2003-02-22 | ADDICTED TO PLAGERISM

It really bothers me when I watch some stand up comedy on a Friday night, and by Saturday morning, some moron has a quote from it on a banner already.

"Look, I did it first! Look at me everybody!!!!".

I like attention. I don't starve for it, like you sorry asses.

It's people like you that Steven Wright makes fun of.

Stop claiming allegiance.

Topical humor is good.

Like when you take something that's in the news and make fun of it.

Not when you take someones quote from the night before and put it on your banner.

That's a different kind of topical humor.

Up to the minute plagerism rules, and you win, jackass!

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