2003-02-22 | BO DON'T KNOW JACK, 'CUZ BO CAN'T RAP
Love is............. Asking your girlfriend over and over again if she would ever have a threesome, and bringing up names of celebrities, and asking her if I could bring that female celebrity home, and her continually saying no, to countless celebrity names, who would never say yes in the first place, but who I keep on stupidly asking about anyway, and her saying no to having a threesome with anybody, even though I don't really want a threesome. I guess I'd rather just watch two girls please each other in front of me. But..... Love is doing that at least once a month, bringing up stupid scenarios, and wasting her time, and her never getting angry with me for bringing it up, and never telling me to shut up, and actually pondering each celebrity name, as if someday she will actually say yes. I just realized that this entry doesn't really make sense. I guess the point is...... Love is being able to bring up any stupid scenario, and ask any stupid question, and never being shut down. Now when I do celebrity impressions, that's another story. That's not love. To her, that's just annoying.
- premature ejaculation
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