2003-01-31 | ROLLIN' WITH THE HOMIES

I'm up to about 20 HOMIES now. If you don't know, Homies are these little plastic figurines that you get from gumball machines. I guess they're based on comic strip that used to appear in Lowrider magazine.

The one's I've collected so far include:

-Sub Pop Bionic- a breakdancer who got in a bad car accident, so scientists decided to experiment on him and rebuilt him with a combination of metal and flesh...he wears purple breakdancer gear and a helmet, and has silvery metal arms and legs

-Ice Cream- one third of the rap group the "boca brothers" featuring his two brothers. He wears a "hoodie" and holds a mic.

-A.W.B. a.k.a. angry white boy who is obviously supposed to be eminem, although they don't come out and say it. He has bleached blonde hair and walks around with a scowl on his face.

-Wolfe- highly respected veteran of ultimate fighting championships. rides a harley, wears khakis and shades and sports a 'veterano' mustache and goatee

-Clown Prince- tattoo artist who always wears clown makeup because he has it tattoed!! on his fucking face!!! owner/(prince) of "Tattoo Palace".. wears gray highwater slacks with suspenders and a wife beater

-El Profe a.k.a. "the professor"- teacher/mentor at homies high

School Boy- 9th grade dropout-turned homies high graduate of 2002. Now bound for San Jose University. Wears a cap and gown and holds a diploma.

-O.G.-former radical/ member of the "brown berets". Participated in the b.b. riots in Riverside back in the day. Now he is very mellow, and is content just standing on the street corner, relaxing and holding his mexican flag

-Whisper- sicilian/spanish girl who's parents died mysteriously when their car exploded. Raised by her mothers family who are suspected to have mafia ties. They own a pizza parlor. Whisper is famous for her soft voice and her gossiping.

-Diablo- Is the most negative of the Homies. He tells everybody that they have "no future" He sells them angel dust, heroin, and crack, and tells them that they might as well have fun, because the future is only full of dissapointment. Some believe that he has actually sold his soul to the devil.

Q-ball- blind pool hustler and a 6th degree black belt in karate, who uses his martial arts for self-defense, when sore losers and other jealous neer-do-wells try to attack him. He uses his inner chi to detect the dangers around him.

-Big Hopper- "Sargeant of arms" for the "Homie Rollers" car club. holds a hydraulics remote in his hand

so he can flip the switches on his show cars. This guy is one of the bigger homies. Wears a huge baseball jersey with Homierollerz written on the back.

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